A-Bomb

LATEST NEWS:
Took 2nd place with partner Nikolai Porhun at Zypherhills National Volleyball Chapionships in South Beach Miami.
I'm a mutt... my mother is a 4'10" Thai woman and my father is a 6'5" red-haired, red-neck Texan (Scottish decent). I'm 6'1" with brown hair, brown eyes, black eyebrows, but red facial hair. Kind of a weird genetic average of both parents.
I moved to the Florida Keys from Melbourne, FL for a change in lattitude. I have one of my best friends living here as my social cohort in crime. All that geeky stuff kept me behind a computer for 12hrs a day and drove me nuts doing mainstream consulting. I'm really good at it, but it's boring having to deal with empty suits. I don't tolerate idiots and morons if I have to work with them. However I do like them in my spare time because I always screw with them for my own entertainment value without them knowing it... my buddy Fred does the exact same thing and that's why we get along so well. So now I use my highly trained corporate skills for evil ;)
I have a Florida Real Estate License and I am a published commercial and fine artist. During volleyball season, I travel and play the Bud Light/Zypherhills Volleyball Tour.