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Mr. Chainsaw

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I feel like I should say something witty and clever here, but I just don't have the chutzpah.

A certain derby Chic has helped to reignite my passion for skating, so I spend a lot of time at the rink these days.

Oh yeah... I'm a volunteer stats guy for Houston Roller Derby. You know, those people sitting up on the stage by the announcers that don't seem to do much of anything but watch the action and occasionally write stuff down, I'm one of those peeps.

My Music » Mr. Chainsaw and the Potato Gun - My new more retarded musical endeavor. Connie Lingus! - My now mostly defunct retarded musical endeavor. What's the difference? Don't ask me!

I write about stupid stuff & sometimes post pics » Todd G's Blog-O-Matic

My old photo blog » Photo Bandit

My Interests

I like to eat cookies
I like taking photos
I like making music
I like listening to music
I like listening to music on my iPod.
I like starting sentences with, "I like".
Also...

I'd like to meet:

Losers and homeless dope fiends mostly...

Music:

Scott H. Biram

The Octanes

Agnostic Front
Andrew W. K.
Ann Beretta
Atmosphere
Avail
The Bad Livers
Bad Religion
The Beastie Boys
Billy Idol
The Black keys
Bob Log III
Bracket
Buddy Wakefield
Johnny Cash
CIV
The Clash
Connie Lingus
Cracker
Danny Barnes
Dead Kennedys
Dillinger Four
Division Of Laura Lee
Dropkick Murphys
The Dwarves
The Explosion
Filthy Thieving Bastards
Frank Black
Front 242
Fugazi
Groovie Ghoulies
H²O
Herman The German & Das Cowboy
Hi Fi And The Roadburners
The Hives
The Horton Brothers
The Hunns
The (International) Noise Conspiracy
J Church
Jay Farrar
Jets To Brazil
Joe Buck
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
Jon Langford
K.M.F.D.M.
Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
Left Alone
Lou Reed
Madball
Marti Brom
Me First And The Gimme Gimmes
Men Without Hats
Midnight Oil
Ministry
The Misfits
Nekromantix
Nirvana
NoFX
The Paper Chase
The Peacocks
Peter Gabriel
Pixies
The Presidents Of The United States Of America
Primus
Radio One
Rage Against The Machine
Rancid
Red Aunts
Red Lights Flash
Refused
Retarded
Revolting Cocks
Right Said Fred
The Rumblers
Sick Of It All
Snapcase
Social Distortion
Son Volt
The Special Goodness
Spinal Tap
Stereo Total
Stray Cats
Street Dogs
Strike Anywhere
Sugar
Sugar Coated Tragedy
Supersuckers
Suzanne Vega
Swingin' Utters
T-Model Ford
Texas Thieves
Thao Nguygen
30footFALL
Tiger Army
Tim Barry
Tim Fite
Tom Jones
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Trial By Fire
U.S. Bombs
U.S. Roughnecks
Uncle Tupelo
Urge Overkill
Violent Femmes
Weezer
The White Stripes
William Shatner
Willie Nelson
Wizo
Youth Brigade

Movies:

Fight Club
Goodfellas
The Ringer
Forrest Gump
Shawshank Redemption
Heat
Zoolander
Ghost Ship
13 Ghosts
Bubba Ho-Tep
Contact
Dodgeball
Bourne Identity
Bourne Supremacy
Bourne Ultimatum
Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Wererabbit
Memento
Fargo
Requiem For A Dream
Walk The Line
Final Destination 1, 2 & 3
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Zodiac

Television:

Battlestar Galactica
Burn Notice
EUR e KA
History Channel
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Monday Night Raw

Books:

Animal Farm
1984
Rondezvous With Rama
Artificial Kid
Neuromancer
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Chainsaw Chic

Johnwayne, my Starbucks coffee barista, and lastly, that dude in kindergarten who would steal my crayons and eat them. If not for him, I wouldn't be the neurotic spazz I am today.

My Blog

The scavengers are a scavenging

But there's nothing to scavenge here.  Have a nice day.  
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:25:00 PST

The Final Odyssey of Arthur C. Clarke

Writer Arthur C. Clarke died yesterday at the age of 90.  I’ve always considered him to be one of the most forward-thinking, progressive and optimistically hopefull people of the modern era...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:10:00 PST

From the Rooftops!

I’m not always that good at keeping people informed about what’s going on in my private life.  That stuff is, after all, private.  Why do you folks gotta be so nosy anyhow?But oc...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST

Today’s example of true human genius.

I'm walking in to work this morning and there's a woman behind me talking loudly on her cell phone:"It's kinda free, because it's like five bucks to get in."Genius!
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

Tom Cruise, Linux hates you!

I'm not sure why, but this image just cracks me up!
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:28:00 PST

Love is...

Love is not having to say you're sorry for tripping your skate date launching them into a nasty, head-bashing plunge to the floor.  A nice hug and a kiss are sure to take the sting out of it thou...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:56:00 PST

Hyper Active

This weekend was uncharacteristicly active for me.  As many of you know, most of my off time is spent at home relaxing - probably on the internet.On friday evening I went to the Continental Club ...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:10:00 PST

The essence of deepness

Some profound words a friend of mine told me today:all life is sufferingthe cause of all suffering is desirewe want to grasp and hold the things we desirewhen we cant have them, it hurtsletting go of ...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

What’s in a friend?

Ok, let's talk about friends.What's a friend? As I see it, a friend is:Someone you can count on. Someone who is there for you when you need them. Someone who is willing to help you out when no one ...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

Always read the label

Well, at least I know what brand it is...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:49:00 PST