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Bayou City Bosses

The few. The proud. The Bo$$es.

About Me

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My Interests

Too hardcore for the Mafia, the Mob had to find an outlet for some of the girls in the family. These are the ex-wives, misplaced mistresses, orphans and sisters of the Mob. Their families have banished them to the Bayou City because they were prone to intense violence and very high strung conduct unbefitting a Lady. These women found Big-E, the Godfather of the South, and he gave them his blessing to run the Bayou City Bosses (the only all woman mob family) of their own free will.

The Bayou City Bosses discovered the perfect front for a money-laundering operation to cover up the proceeds from their underground businesses - one that capitalized on their fierce personalities, competitive nature, and intense sense of family - creating a roller derby team. These violent vixens put on skates and took the rink by storm! These ladies are used to being on top and they will do anything it takes to stay there. Derby gave them the freedom to show off their ass kicking, bout winning, wipe-your-face-with-the-floor attitudes. Enemies Beware- all these ladies have a chip on their shoulders! Capiche ?

I'd like to meet:

you on the floor...
Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!
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Movies:

The Godfather Collection, Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Reservoir Dogs, Snatch, Carlito's Way, A Bronx Tale, Once Upon A Time In America, The Untouchables.

Television:

The Sopranos: The Complete First Season

My Blog

May Massacre recap.....

I'm going to let our favorite derby man on the planet recap this one for you! From Phil: The Burlesque Brawlers came from behind Sunday night at Verizon Wireless Theater to win their first bout of the...
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:39:00 PST

April Annihilation Final Scores

Bayou City Bosses 75 - Burlesque Brawlers 37 Austin's Hell Marys 126 - Sirens 83 The Bosses would like to send mad love and props to the Burlesque Brawlers!  We are all sore as hell, but love yo...
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

March Masquerade final scores

Bayou City Bosses 113 - Machete Betties 76  Psych Ward Sirens 162 - Burlesque Brawlers 80    ...
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

August Assault Final Score!!!!

4-0 Bo$$es!!! We are on our way to the Championship!!! August Assult - August 19, 2007 Psych Ward Sirens 127 vs Machete Betties 63Bayou City Bosses 141 vs Burlesque Brawlers 71...
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

In Quad We Trust- Final Scores

In Quad We Trust - July 15, 2007 Bayou City Bosse$ (97) vs. Machete Betties (69) Psych Ward Sirens (179) vs. Burlesque Brawlers (107)
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

Big Top Brawl final scores

CONGRATS to our HaRD Knocks Travel Team and the Knockouts for two amazing wins for Houston Roller Derby! See us in September for more ass kickin' across Texas! Big Top Brawl - June 17, 2007 HaRD Kno...
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

Mayhem Final Scores

Mayhem Final Scores:Bo$$es (128) - Brawlers (43)Sirens (137) - Betties (115)
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:26:00 PST

Spring Fling Final Scores

Bout #2 Spring FlingFinal Scores:Bo$$es (90) - Sirens (79)Betties (154) - Brawlers (57)
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST

Bout 3 (May 20) Final Scores:

Machete Betties 39 vs Bayou City Bosses 69 2006 Season Standings: Bayou City Bosses             1 - 2 Machete Betties    ...
Posted by Bayou City Bosses on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:46:00 PST