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Team Lee

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About Me


I now have two people claiming to be Jesus on my friends list. WHO'S THE FAKER!?...
My name is Jamie. I'm Chinese/Polish/English/F****h. Of course I embrace my AZN heritage like it's the only thing. I can be arrogant (this is a warning, so no whining later), I swear like a sailor, I love onions with everything and I vote CONSERVATIVE. Nobody's perfect. Where I stand and where I settle are different things. Ideally, I'm a strong believer in classical liberalism, and that just happens to be more strongly correlated with the conservative party. I'm artistic as hell but for the most part, I can't appreciate it. I don't smoke and I seldomly drink. I also don't like tapered pants or fashion mullets. Sorry, scenesters. My best friend is named Tricia, she's an amazing person. :) Perverts: before you start to ogle my A cup, I feel the need to confess that I secretly have a penis and a nasty case of head lice. Masturbate to that. To everyone else, I don't actually have a penis or head lice but please don't inform the perverts.
Ladies: if you have a boyfriend who:
1. Dresses nicer than you do
and
2. Wears more make up than you wear and is not a member of KISS
you may want to reconsider.. this is coming from someone who's been there. He's gonna leave you for BALLS. P.S. - you might want to reconsider even if your boyfriend IS a member of KISS, cause, well.. it's KISS, and that sucks.
Currently at the U of M, planning to double major in Accounting and Finance.
meh meh meh meh meh meh!
To everyone who's had it with big gov't:

My Interests

I love to go fishing, camping, out in the boat, to the beach in the summer, swimming, etc. I love the outdoors in the summer, but not so much in the winter.

So, I now have every South Park episode on my computer now. TV shows with a message drive me wild.

I have two great horses - Ricky and Classy. When I'm not doing homework, they're my life. I love them. The worst thing about riding is showing, probably.. I love to compete, but I don't love who I compete against (aside from a couple awesome people). It's tough. Death to those who take the light and joy out of riding a horse. Hopefully you won't cause the end of me.

Clearly, I love building web pages with css.. If you have any specific issues with this site, ask me. I'll see if Ican getyou an answer.

I love photography. I do not claim to be a photographer, certainly I'm not. Photography is an art, and you can't just pick up a camera and call yourself a photographer. That really bothers me. Very few people have a natural talent to capture an image, and even less are willing to take the time to learn. It seems though that everyone is readily willing to call themselves professionals.

I love to cook even though it is not one of my specialties. Now, poisoning people.. that's something I'm goodat. Even more than cooking, I love to eat. It's difficult to find me without food in my mouth. To the left are FETUS COOKIES. I did not make these myself, which is why I did not die from eating them. ;)

move your mouse to play with him!
Things I Hate FOOTBALL - worst "sport" ever. I hate football. You know what would be awesome? If everyone just stopped playing that sorry excuse for a sport. Wow, it's so fun to sit around, getting pissed out of your face, watching a game that's more about standing around than physical activity. But man, during those once in a blue moon times where someone does something impressive.. does that ever pay for my overpriced ticket.

PETA and any celebrity advocate of it. Stop defending this terrorist organization . What I'd like to read is the complete financial reports from the last 5 years for PETA. If anyone can find me these, it will be muchly appreciated.

My current lesser salt intake diet. This is gonna suuuuuck. I'm sick of having my waist expand 50 inches in the evening because I've eaten too much.. so this is the only way.

I'd like to meet:

Though there are specific types of people I'm interested in meeting, I'm pretty open. Don't be afraid to send me a message. :) Contrary to popular belief, however, I'm not looking for a husband from overseas who speaks very poor English. Essentially, I'm just not interested in helping you speed up the immigration process. Thanks for considering this.

Philosophy students
Preferably conservatives, but I'll go either way.

The humorous, andConservatives
Ilike funny and sarcastic people. I likesomeone who can teach me something that'sgoing to change my life for thebetter. Andconservatives. Please prove to me that there are young but good looking conservatives here in Winnipeg.. they are so friggin' rare it isn't even funny.

The spiritual
I'm an atheist, yes.. but I'm open minded. I think it'sgreat to have faith. So,don't bescared of me if you have it. I'd love tohear about what inspires you. However, if you're one of those people who likes to run down people for believing in God, you are not welcome on my list. Don't like when people preach their beliefs to you? Stop preaching yours, hypocrite.

The active
I randomly delete people off my listsometimes, so if you'd like to stay, youshould probably remind me that you'rehere andqueer and that I ought to get used to it. I love it when I accept adds and then those people actually talk to me. Interesting concept, hey kids?

Christopher Hitchens

Someone who will be the GEORGE to my SKARKY

Music:

I love Dave Matthews Band and Bic Runga. Those are probably my two favorites, it depends on my mood. I hate sloppy, juvenile music.

Television:



My Blog

The first step to knowing everything is the acceptance that you know nothing..

(Insightful thoughts go here)
Posted by Team Lee on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

New eyeglasses are HERE!

Stay tuned for shitty photos.
Posted by Team Lee on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

This is what I want..

New music. Something with a strong bass line, along with something sweet - like a piano. I find that drums are so understated in popular music in North America. I realized the other day, while listeni...
Posted by Team Lee on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

Invalid subject line..

Your exs ain't gonna love you. That should be fine - remember, they're exs for a reason.
Posted by Team Lee on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

Before you put up the most obnoxious sound file you can find..

Remember how irritated you felt when you visited someone elses page while trying to listen to your own tunes and their music became dominant.. or were enjoying some peace and quiet when some incredibl...
Posted by Team Lee on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

freedom of speech is a two way street..

There is not a time I remember, when I've heard someone argue for the right to make a statement without ridiculing someone else for disagreeing in the same breath. Most of the defenders of so-called '...
Posted by Team Lee on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST