Maintaining my non-half-a-body-guy status.
I like meeting people with drama in their lives.
Thinking about learning to play the guitar. Captured by Robots was orgasmic.
Audition, anyone?
Screw TV. If you watch Desperate Housewives you're a pussy.
Franny and Zooey, John Donne, History of Luminous Motion, Middlemarch.
Any gay man that doesn't wear name brands all over his clothes. Any gay man that doesn't go to a gay club three nights a week, gets drunk, takes off his Abercrombie shirt, and does that stupid one arm dance.