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¡Ryan!

I'm young enough to be all pissed off but i'm old enough to be jaded. (8)

About Me

Don't believe a word A word they say
It's more than a T-shirt It's more than a tattoo It's more than a phase This is how I was raised
You keep trying to market this feeling I heard what you said And no we're not the same No we're not the same
You'll never be a part (of what we have) You'll never sing a song (that we love) You'll never get respect And you can't fool us Cause we know what you are Dont believe a word A word they fucking say!
This changes when i get bored (like now).
So...
About me...
I'm a massive music fan.
My favourite band are ¡Forward, Russia!.
Seen them 9 times so far, got all their CDs and Vinyls, met them. The lot.
I pretty much live for music, i spend nearly all my money on going to gigs, CDs and other merch.
New craze is buying vinyls, hopefully getting a player of my own for them soon :p
Im a Manchester United fan.
Don't call me a glory hunter 'cos i've supported them sinse i was 12.
Only been to one game (Vs City in December 06, 3-1 win for the reds) but i watch every game thats on tv.
I swear FAR too fucking much.
I spend too much time on msn. Time that could be spent doing something productive, like looking for a proper job. Owell :D
If i don't reply to your message/comment, try again.
I have nearly no attention span and i'll have forgotten you sent it :p
Things Ryan likes:
Music
Going to gigs
Drink
Friends
Poker
My mobile
MSN
Winning at Pro Evo
Cheese
Jaffa cakes
Having a laugh
Meeting new people...
Talking in third person
Things Ryan doesnt like:
Last FM cheats
Getting disconnected from MSN
When mp3 player/phone battery dies :(
Predictive text
Missing out on gigs for whatever reason
Losing at Pro Evo (which isnt often :D )
Ignorant people
When my internet doesnt work
That my router DOESN'T WORK. EVER! :@
People who use 'lol' alllll the fucking time
People who make up the phonetic alphabet
Bands Ryan doesn't like:
THE VIEW
RHCP
Jamie Cullum
Mark Ronson (song rapist)
Other things:
The word 'oven' is pronounced 'uhven'. If you pronounce it 'ohven', you are a cunt.
There are three spellings and three meanings to the word 2.
To: Go to.
Too: Aswel as.
Two: The number.
Use the right one you knob.
Add me on msn if you like, [email protected] I wish i was able to do HALF of those things!!!style

My Interests

Music obv
Drinking
Socializing
Going to gigs
Watching shite on tv
Watching good things on tv
Playing computer games
Football
Shall add more when i think of them

I'd like to meet:

New people!!!!...
Fellow ¡Forward, Russia! fans,
Perhaps someone from the (near) future. Then i can ask them what the lottery numbers are gonna be!
Oooh, and Jamie Cullum so i can stab him in the face.

Music:

Iv got over 170GB in my 'my music' folder so im into a lot of different stuff.
Click on this, it'll give you a rough idea of what i like:

Movies:

Im not gonna list EVERY film i've seen cos we'd be here forever. Ones i like/could watch over and over are:

Anchorman
Bad Boys
Battle Royal
Blade Trilogy
Any Jim Carey
Con Air
Crash
Die Hards!!
Dog Soldiers
Domino
Fight Club
Football Factory
Garden State
Ginger Snaps
Green Street
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Leon
Anything with Adam Sandler (Apart from Overboard. That was SHIT!)
Shaun Of The Dead
Sin City
Snakes On A Plane
Star Wars (obv)
Anything by Tarintino
The Rock
The Transporter
Tzameti (13)
Unbreakable
V For Vendetta

Shite like that realy.

Television:

24
Bones
Black Books
CSI
Dr Who
Family Guy
Father Ted
Leauge Of Gentlemen
Lost
Monkey Dust
Mighty Boosh
My Hero (With Ardel O'hanlon, not with the gay guy from Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie)
Peep Show
Quantum Leap
Red Dwarf
Scrubs
Shameless
Spooks
The Green Wing
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Will and Grace (it IS good. Realy :p )

Whatever else is on.
My Sense Of Humour
Bill Bailey
Ed Byrne
George Carlin
Jimmy Carr
Billy Connelly
Bill Engvall
Lee Evans
Will Farrell
Jeff Foxworthy
Rich Hall
Bill Hicks
Eddie Izzard
The League of Gentlemen
Sean Lock
Al Murray
Dylan Moran
Ross Noble
Dara Ó Briain
Ardel O'Hanlon
Adam Sandler

Books:

The Argos catalogue. So many choices........

Heroes:

Prefer Celebrations tbh.

My Blog

TITP 07

Best thing ever.Bloc Part then the Arctic Monkeys on Friday were class.Obviously. On Saturday i seen:The Harrisons (i think it was them anyway),Blood Red Shoes,Dogs.Kate Nash.Lostprophets. Held Ian Wa...
Posted by ¡Ryan! on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

T in the park line up so far, analyised for your (and my) amusement)...

Believe it or not, this is my first ever blog!! Anyway, Seeing as TITP is only 107 days away (YAS!), i thought i might aswel start talking about the line up. Right, so so far we have:   Friday: A...
Posted by ¡Ryan! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST