Stereo Sluts

Just over two and a half years ago in Cottonopolis (Manchester) two youngish lads got together to re-create one nation under a groove and get the juices flowing again for all music-loving Mancunians. Their names were Wayne Slut and Daveyboy Wonda.
Seeing that the country was overrun with indie bands trying to take over the universe, Slut and Boywonda decided to form an Electronica Alliance. These two individuals would meet up two to three times a week at Slut Towers to eat nutritious crisp butties and create music better described as an experimental fusion of dancefloor grooves to keep the body warm, the juices flowing, the heart ticking, the head shaking and the arms and legs doing weird funny stuff.
Since the start of this alliance, additional musical freedom fighters have decided to join forces to help create a different kind of vibe in the country and Cottonopolis.
"STEREOSLUTS" was chosen to be the name of the musical alliance due to Wayne Slut's past party turntable-hustling as an eager dj. The new recruits included The Big T (drums), The Grandmaster T-bone Tyrone of Funkdom (bass), King Sage of Wisdom (wears his sunglasses at night), mmm Sexy Rach (vocals), Jack Bushtucker Man (guitar), MC Reds (lyrical flow) and the Gorgeous Josephine (more sexy vocals). Together the newly-formed ambassadors of dance and electronica started to rehearse and devise a plan of attack to keep the Cottonopolis a-funkin at their new studio HQ.
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