My mom's a bitch and my dad's okay, but he always tries to buy my affection; they're pretty easy to play off one another. I'd rather just pick up and leave and go live with my brother, but then I'd miss out on being Prom Queen this year. I'm on the Student Council and in a bunch of social clubs, so I keep busy, i guess. I'd rather go shopping than be inschool, but whatever.
I get plenty of dates, mostly from jocks and other preps, but they don't really interest me. John Bender's pretty cute, but he's such an asshole and I'd never get to be Prom Queen if anyone ever saw me with him. Oh well.
I really don't want to go to detention. It's so lame; I don't belong with those losers. "And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds;
are immune to your consultations, they are quite aware of what they are
going through." -David Bowie