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John Bender

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle.......

About Me

Hmm, Well I guess some say that i am a Crimminal

My Interests

Getting burned by cigars for spilling paint in the garage. Talking back. Smoking weed in school, fuckin with porm queens. Playing Pac-Man at the local pizza hub. Going to school on weekends. I like getting smokes for christmas.

I'd like to meet:

John Hues

Music:

AC/DC, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Motorhead

Books:

I do not like books, i have this urge to rip them up why in detention

Heroes:

I do not have any heros, I am just a rebel kid from the mid 80s with featherd hair, CHRIST LOOK AT ME!!!