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Jayme

I am here for Friends

About Me

I enjoy making others laugh...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fuck you, I have enough friends

Music:

Old blue grass, Folk, Irish folk, Black Metal, grindcore,

Movies:

Star wars, Gangs of New York, Goodfellas, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (old and new) Burning Moon

Books:

Too many to count....pretty much non-fiction...

Heroes:

Big John. Me.

My Blog

stupid fuckin nazi girls

irish_skingirl: lol, is that the best you could come up with? sure took you long enough to come up with such a dimwitted statementfree_meal_celebrity: im sorry that you think i have been sitting here ...
Posted by Jayme on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:23:00 PST

A Real conversation that took place

Man: Thanks for calling Genral Mills can I have your zipcode please?Me: uh, yeah......48912Man, Ok thats Lansing MI, Correct?Me: Yes, Yes it is.Man: And what can we do for you today?Me: Well your food...
Posted by Jayme on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:50:00 PST

Wasting time.....

0. Are you stressed out right now?hell no1. The status of you and the last person you kissed?I'm Single...She is fuckin CRAZY2. Whats bothering you...
Posted by Jayme on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:16:00 PST

an odd survey

Tired of answering the same old questions on myspace surveys? Here's a 100% original survey of new, never before asked questions.1. How do you think your last ex deserves to die?Jesus christ what a f...
Posted by Jayme on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:11:00 PST

I hate Christmas

Ugh how I DESPISE christmas! I really can't fuckin stand it. The day after Halloween we are exposed to this cancer every place we go. Around my birthday (Oct 16 mind you) I was in a mall around Portla...
Posted by Jayme on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:11:00 PST

Christians taste like lamb ( so I am back on the dating scene)

It's been a while since I last updated this so I figure today is a good day to start.What have I been up to? Well I started to see this girl who just moved here from Detroit to finish school at MSU. H...
Posted by Jayme on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:52:00 PST

How do you kill something that is already dead?

Fuck me, Air in the lungs and the heart is still a-beating....... I am lucky maybe I should throw out my rabbits foot! hah  
Posted by Jayme on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:19:00 PST

Sorry for standing on your baby.

Well Portland is pretty rad so far. You can not go a  block with out seeing someone on the nod or someone freaked out on meth, but other than that it's cool. Just been drinking A TON and having f...
Posted by Jayme on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST

The luck of the Irish

Christ I hate the fuckin Irish. A bunch of Mick bastards. You know something, when the potato famine hit in the mid 1800's it was "god's" way of saying "oops, my bad, lets just clear out this mess" Du...
Posted by Jayme on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

Ann Arbor, what a complete fuckin mess......

shit has been fun for the most part. But Jed, oh poor Jed. He will drink him self to death. He gets up and drinks, acts like a fuck at times. The people at the house we are staying at are starting to ...
Posted by Jayme on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:10:00 PST