Cholesterol, Domestic Violence, Lynchings, Roasting chestnuts on an open fire, Window treatments, Maximizing space in my breakfast nook, Cleveland Steamers, Kentucky Brown Eyes, and Bible study
Warm Charles, Ronald McDonald, Dave Thomas , The Hamburglar, Grimace, That faggot Jared from the Subway commercials to whoop his fucking ass for disrespecting our god and prove to the world that Subway paid for his liposuction scars, and we all wanna run a train on Wendy.
The motherfuckin Food Network
Only faggots read books, we just wait for the movie!!
Dave Thomas and Ronald McDonald