This Is Better Than Socialism How? |
Since I have an eyeball that went all spooky on me I dragged my arse into one of those immediate care "I don't really have a primary physican" kinda places today.Suspiciously Overweight Healthcare Pro...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST |
Random Thoughts 02-06-07 |
From what I understand the Colts won the Super Bowl. I tuned in for about 90 seconds of the postgame and in that time learned that the Colts' management believes in a god that takes sides in foo...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST |
The "Box of Condoms Game" bulletin reminded me |
More than a decade ago whilst standing in some godforesaken checkout line it occurred to me that there was probably NOTHING anyone could purchase in conjunction with condoms that wouldn't seem od...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST |
Farewell, Rumsey |
You insufferable fuckrag.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST |
What I Have Learned As A Murder Trial Juror |
Marion County Prosecutor Denise Robinson is a dead ringer for my old "Dungeons and Dragons" buddy Scott Barnhorst.Crime scene photos can yield a myriad of interesting details, such as how shitty the m...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST |
The War On Terror August 31, 2006 |
If I am not allowed to carry pudding on a plane then the terrorists have already won.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:35:00 PST |
What Video Games Have Taught Me |
If I find food on the ground, I eat it.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST |
Random Thought 07/20/06 |
I'd like to start vouching more.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST |
The Worst I Ever Smelled |
My old band Pizzle traveled to Detroit in early '96 for the start of our first so-called tour. Upon arriving at the home of our lovely and talented hosts the Trash Brats, Ricky Rat presente...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST |
Ya know... |
If everyone had put ribbon magnets on their vehicles when we were supposed to this whole Iraq thing would be over.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST |
