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Jason Pizzleman

Moving Too Quickly For Most Automatic Doors

About Me



My Interests

Playing bass in Toxic Reasons and Carnosaur

I'd like to meet:

Endless waves of genetically-impaired mouth breathing rednecks. Oh, wait... Check.
People in my extended network looking up at the camera.
Anyone who can discuss geopolitics without using the phrase "one of them countries over there."

Music:

Misfits, Black Flag, Toxic Reasons, Electric Frankenstein, Turbonegro, Bonecrusher, Naked Raygun, Sex Pistols, The Humpers, Negative Approach, The Dwarves

Movies:

"The Abominable Doctor Phibes", "Carnosaur"; Hammer horror, Godzilla, the original Planet of the Apes film series, anything animated by Ray Harryhausen

Television:

The Simpsons, Doctor Who, Dead Like Me, any documentary about WWII, The Daily Show, Star Trek, Real Time With Bill Maher, anything with crocodiles lunging out of the water

Books:

Michael Moorcock, J. R. R. Tolkein

Heroes:

Baron Victor von Frankenstein, Doctor Who, Bruce Stuckey

My Blog

This Is Better Than Socialism How?

Since I have an eyeball that went all spooky on me I dragged my arse into one of those immediate care "I don't really have a primary physican" kinda places today.Suspiciously Overweight Healthcare Pro...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

Random Thoughts 02-06-07

From what I understand the Colts won the Super Bowl.  I tuned in for about 90 seconds of the postgame and in that time learned that the Colts' management believes in a god that takes sides in foo...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST

The "Box of Condoms Game" bulletin reminded me

More than a decade ago whilst standing in some godforesaken checkout line it occurred to me that there was probably NOTHING anyone could purchase in conjunction with condoms that wouldn't seem od...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST

Farewell, Rumsey

You insufferable fuckrag.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

What I Have Learned As A Murder Trial Juror

Marion County Prosecutor Denise Robinson is a dead ringer for my old "Dungeons and Dragons" buddy Scott Barnhorst.Crime scene photos can yield a myriad of interesting details, such as how shitty the m...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

The War On Terror August 31, 2006

If I am not allowed to carry pudding on a plane then the terrorists have already won.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:35:00 PST

What Video Games Have Taught Me

If I find food on the ground, I eat it.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST

Random Thought 07/20/06

I'd like to start vouching more.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

The Worst I Ever Smelled

My old band Pizzle traveled to Detroit in early '96 for the start of our first so-called tour.  Upon arriving at the home of our lovely and talented hosts the Trash Brats, Ricky Rat presente...
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

Ya know...

If everyone had put ribbon magnets on their vehicles when we were supposed to this whole Iraq thing would be over.
Posted by Jason Pizzleman on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST