THE STORY OF JEF’S GAZEBO.......
As with all great stories, the tale of JEF'S GAZEBO starts with magic, for JEF was cursed by the evil sorcerer and travelling balloon artist SAM Buca for the crime of frockling, and was banished to spend all eternity in a wooden box, in Nottingham Forrest high in the mountains of Bratistan. Twas said that if ever Jef escaped from the box of doom, there would be Samaggedon, this both scared and amused the local villagers and so they securely wrapped the box in two layers of cling film so such an event could never occur. Jef's spirit, however did not diminish (unlike his oxygen levels) and he thrived on the isolation, writing PUNK RAWK song after song, stopping only to scream with cramp at 30 second intervals.
One Autumn day a young blacksmith by the name of JOHNCALEES went to fetch a pale of water, high up in the mountains as it was said that water from a higher source contained less E numbers. Twas this day went he heard the muffled sounds of 'Stretchmarks' echoing through the forest and searched out the box. After using his 'Blacksmith initiation skills' to evaluate the situation, he ran (with haste) home to tell his father William BUZZington.
However, Johncalees was of a left-handed nature and within the straw pile, they called their house, the only crowbar they had was right-handed, they therefore grabbed the next best thing, the silver saw, from above the mantlepiece.
They returned to the box, and however over-estimated their own strength and struggled to rip off the cling film. The villagers had used the 'Tesco value' brand, the strongest in all the land. They had therefore to use the saw prematurely and Sir Jef, deafened by the extra layer of plastic, didn't move out of the way and lost half an ear lobe, which sold on E-bay for £8.65.
......................There was no Samaggedon (twas all ‘Magic Circle’ propaganda to secure funding) and Jef merely taught the sorcerer, SAM how to love, and play his songs on BASS. BUZZington after inventing the rythym brass instrument the 'drumpet' realised in didn't fit in with Jef's style of music and decided to take up DRUMS. The poor young blacksmith, JOHNCALEES, had strong fingers, hardened by a year of horsemanship, and played the GUITAR. And let it be know, JEF’S GAZEBO was born. They drank beer and did a little jig and produced a demo CD called MOTIVATION, MAGICALITY and MIGHT, available in one good record shop. Buy Today!
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