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About Me

I am in love.
I'm a neo-soft-butch-wannabe-girljock-lesbohemian-tweener-dork... but I HATE labels!
I visit the gym religiously... @ Christmas & Easter.
I smoke, drink, swear like a sailor, and am prone to bouts of unrestrained retail gluttony.
Oh, and I'm in love.
I distrust vegetarians who wear leather and PETA members who eat meat.
I have crappy taste in music, clothes, and home decor.
I'm the type of friend who will swipe your cigarettes, drink your beer, raid your refrigerator, and eat all the meat out of your leftover Chinese food (and then return the cartons to the shelf).
I speak candidly about whatever you don't feel comfortable discussing... but will run away screaming if you talk to me about anything *I* have no interest in.
I'm violently allergic to stupidity.
I'm in love with my girlfriend.
Clowns are creepy, spiders scare me, and mimes just piss me off.
I have the attention span of a gn...oh look! Bright shiny object!
I have a beautiful daughter, a psychotic cat, and a treat-whore dog... all are spoiled rotten.
Did I mention the fact that I'm head over heels in love with my girlfriend, Trisha? 'Cause I am, indeed.
I believe there are two kinds of people in the world: those who masturbate and have downloaded at least 1 Kelly Clarkson song, and complete liars. Guess which group I call home...? :)

My Interests

movies, music, books, billiards, and women... sometimes in that order.

AIM/Yahoo Messenger: MovieNerd66

Need a good laugh? The following is a list of my ABSOLUTE favorite comics (and conveniently, they're all here on MySpace). Check 'em out!

**Rakefet Abergel**
**Amy Anderson**
**Kelli Dunham**
**Douglas Gale**
**Nick Griffin**
**Meghan Hounshell**
**Jen Kober**
**Kathleen Madigan**
**Sabrina Matthews**
**Megan Mooney**
**Becky Pedigo**
**Beth Schumann**
**Alysia Wood**

more to come...

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I'd like to meet:

People EXACTLY like me... people NOTHING AT ALL like me.
Oh! And I'd really like to meet the guy who decided Paris Hilton should have a fucking record deal... if only to stab him in the ear with a sharpened #2 pencil.

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Music:

i like lotsa stuff: House, Trance, Hip-Hop, Folk-Rock, World-Beat, AngryChickMusic, R&B, Old Skool jams... damned near anything that's done well... but not a big fan of polka...

http://www.opcmusic.org
Ani, Antigone Rising, Ashley MacIsaac, B-52's, Beth Hart, The Cure, DMB, Deep Forest, Dido, disappear fear, Divinyls, Dixie Chicks, Faith Hill, Farhat Boullagui, Garrison Starr, Garth Brooks, Gin Blossoms, Greenday, House of Pain, IceCube, Indigo Girls, JenRO, JoDee Messina, K's Choice, Melissa Ferrick, Missy Elliott, The Murmurs, Meshell Ndegeocello, Nirvana, P.M. Dawn, Run-DMC, Salt-N-Pepa, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, Sublime, Susan Tedeschi, Three6Mafia, Tupac, Us3, Wild Cherry... to name only a few...

Movies:

hmm... my Top 5 today would hafta be...
1. Bride & Prejudice (Indian musicals are pimp!) 2. Memento 3. Dogma 4. The Emperor's New Groove (two words: Ertha Kitt!) 5. Reservoir Dogs
(and honorable mention to Return of the Killer Tomatos for brilliant product-placement)

Television:

The Food Network, HGTV, Discovery Channel, and Court TV. And... well, I hate to admit this, but... um... I actually taped the reunion episode of Flava of Love. (cuz i'm ghetto like dat)

Books:

The Little Prince, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Patricia Cornwell (but her shit's gotten weak since Scarpetta left the ME's office), J.K.Rowling, and anything that hasn't been part of Oprah's book cult.

Heroes:

Dr. Lisa Buckmiller & ALL the Doctors and dedicated volunteers who work with 'Love Without Borders', Janeane Garofalo, mmMia Hamm, Kevin Spacey, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, those Caveman guys from those car insurance commercials, and The Justice League, of course!

My Blog

and sometimes you inadvertently poison your girlfriend...

"...if swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away..." So, I quit smoking recently. I'm going on day 21 in just a couple of hours. I know, 3 weeks, YAY ME! Ye...
Posted by just Kay on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Hi, my name is Kay, and...

(Log this entry under the "we've heard it all before" category...) Once an addict... well, you know. I quit smoking eleven hours ago. Three weeks before my intended (re-)quit date. My early cess...
Posted by just Kay on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

Oakland PCM First Annual Gala & Silent Auction

MARK YOUR CALENDAR!!! Oakland PCM First Annual Gala & Silent Auction This is a charity event to benefit the newly created Oakland Public Conservatory which provides musical instruction to Oakland...
Posted by just Kay on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

I know, right?

I've been neglecting my blog lately. Maybe you've noticed? (Did you notice? I hope someone noticed!) Let's be honest, I've been phoning it in for some time now. I could blame it on writer's block...
Posted by just Kay on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:17:00 PST

A game of Tag? (Thanks Beth Schumann)

I've been "tagged" so I have to participate. But first the rules... The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of ...
Posted by just Kay on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST

random quote from my offspring...

okay, so, i'm not really blogging... i've THE worst case of writers block this week... here's this instead: my daughter was trying to explain "what kind space she's in tonight"... this is a direct qu...
Posted by just Kay on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

a class reunion of sorts...

I called in sick to work today. No, really, I was sick. No bullshit. So... having a whole lot of nothing to do between bouts of projectile vomiting (enjoy that visual, g'head!) I slept, watched a lit...
Posted by just Kay on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

Local history & the mini golf show-down...

What better way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon than playing mini golf and video games? (Before you comment with your ideas on everything cooler one could do on a Sunday afternoon, let me ...
Posted by just Kay on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

yeah, so... i'm a smoker...

...and i'm still voting YES on Prop 86. I hope you will, too. I promise I won't bore you with campaign propoganda after this... but here are some facts for ya provided by: http://www.smartvoter.org/20...
Posted by just Kay on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

rhymes with vino

I think I promised a blog about the Truckee/Reno trip... so, that's what this is... yeah... along with a few crappy-camera-phone pics. Sorry, I never had the presence of mind to pull ...
Posted by just Kay on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST