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Evan

Stoners are always late

About Me

Me? well what can I say about me well I'm a damn dirty hippie who wears a fishing hat and resembles Buddah when I'm topless.

My Interests

Taxidermy, Recreational Drug Use, Light Bulb Replacement, Poptarts, Explosives, Sleeping till 3pm, Bongs, Spray cheese, Doing Drugs, Snipe Hunting, Cheeselogs, Ayahuasca, Anything that involes eating Poptarts, Yage, Shamanism, Monkeys, Cheese Burgers, Did I mention poptarts, Swift lipping, Ego Tripping, and Body Sntaching

I'd like to meet:

two words ZOMBIE ELVIS or maby a voodoo priest/priestess who can teach me voodoo and some elvis impersonators so i can make my own zombie elvis, but I guess I'll settle for cool people who enjoy pop tarts, sombreros, and building bridges out of macaroni and Popsicle sticks.

Music:

Monster Magnet, Kyuss, Atomic Bitchwax, Solarized, Eternal Elysium, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, BB King, Bob Dylan, Parliment Funkidelic, Bob Marley, Buddy Guy, And many many more

Movies:

Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Scarface, Clerks, Visitor Q, Bevis and Butthead do America, American Beauty, Half Baked, Ichi The Killer, Old boy, Kill Bill, Bio-Dome, Dogma, Irreversible, Pulp Fiction, Attack The Gas Station, Desperado,

Books:

The Bible, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the road, Naked lunch, Junkie, Dharma Bums, Kingdom of fear, Tortilla Flat, Everyone Poops, The Satanic Bible

My Blog

Opening Day

Yesterday was opening day here in detroit and that ment back to work for everyone favorite pretzel guy I was kinda dreading it for the past week or so because opening day is like the bussiest day of t...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST