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Mike the Investor!!!

Without integrity,there is no love...

About Me

Simple, ordinary guy that does extrodinary things! Me, I'm the kinda kat that can give a bomb ass massage, and not expect anything in return. But I'm also that kat that will buy you a drink to get the F**K out of my face!!! I don't like bullshit and it won't be tolerated. Be real, honest with yourself and we'll be fine!found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

Music,BELVEDERE, Bad ass shoes, Designing, Selling big ass houses, I LOVE flipping houses (gotta make that big money)Sleeping, Hang'n out wit my bois,Dancing, Dancing, and more Dancing.BELVEDERE! Running,working out, more bad ass shoes, the Simpsons, South Park, Play my piano, jumping in my Benz and driving while the sun goes down,SINGING IN MY CAR REALLY LOUD LOL and sometime off key...by choice! LOL Watching the view from here in Silverlake, Play'n with my dog Shu-shu,(he's soo cute)Chill'n, Romancing, Slobb'n down my cutie! LOL oh and SEX!...and of course more bad ass shoes! ....what can I say I NEED THERAPY!! LMBAO!!! LOL LOL THIS IS SOO TRUE!!! -----------------MAY BABY ----------------- Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite "same"(I put that here, i don't like girls). Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd like to meet? A nice guy...sexy, stylish tatts are cool...(I have a few)and a little saucy! I'd like to meet a guy that would go to church with me on sunday,have brunch, and then maybe go to the beach, all in the same day. I guess the old saying you have to kiss a lot of toads to find your prince is true! Lord knows i've done that! EWWWWW! The thought of one that I kissed, makes me throw up in my mouth a little! LOL!!I LOVE DANCERS!!! Are their any out there that are not hoes? Once again, the thought of one that was with makes me throw up in my mouth a lot and have chronic "her she squirts"! LOL Nice teeth and nice butts always is fantastic to have! LOL I like men NOT boys...(they play games,men don't)! Don't be a hoe, I got one of them in the garage! HATE A LIAR,POSER,USER,CHEATER PEOPLE WHO DEFINDS THEMSELVES BY WHAT THEY DO AND HAVE! DON'T BE OFFENDED, IF YOUR A SWINGER OR PROFESSIONAL ESCORT, PLEASE KEEP PUSH'N, THAT'S JUST A GOOD WAY TO SAY YOUR A STRAIGHT UP HOE! LOL Just be you, and we'll be juuust fine! You got the picture? Life is good,God has blessed me with many opportunities, and now I finally have wonderful people around me. Me...just a laid back Kat,with a big heart, one who works for Everything I want...(and always get it), I don't need anyone to give me anything.One who loves himself, his Momma,and my man... and that's for Dayumm sure. No worries! So, you tell me..."what it do"?! LOL LOL LOL MY REALTOR ADVERTISMENT, COMMING SOON TO A BUS BENCH NEAR YOU!!! FYI...I just removed Sunset, but it will be back very soon Kat Williams is hilarioussssssssssss...

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Music:

Hip Hop,Jazz,Gospel,Neo Soul... I like all kinda music. I really like to make it..(if ya know what i mean) LOL

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Movies:

Scurry shit, funny shit and even stupid shit!!! Bad Ass lil Black Kid

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Television:

The Simpsons,Family guy, Martin, Good Times, the Jeffersons, South Park, HGTV Devine Design & flip this house (what can I say... "it's what I do")Modern Marvles, Cold Case files,Forensic Files,Greys Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Spooky crap, Blood and guts...bla bla bla.........

Books:

"Playgirl","black inches","Booty,Booty and Mo Booty", Naw,lol I'm just play'n!

Heroes:

My Momma,God Dionne Warrick...oh and Oprah!

My Blog

What I want you to...if ya sexy!

Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue ...
Posted by Mike the Investor!!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

Dayummm! Who has been peep'n in my window...AGAIN?!

MAY=LOVERHella sexy, loves sex n makin luv!!Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tendsto regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.Consolin...
Posted by Mike the Investor!!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

Ok, dayumm I'm lustful...and the problem is...

Your Lust Quotient: 54%..http://images.blogthings.com/howmuchlustdoyouhavequiz/l ust-3.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.Your frie...
Posted by Mike the Investor!!! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

SEX SURVEY

HOW IS YOUR SEX DO You Remeber your First Time Hell yeah! CONDOMS or Natural Condoms TROJAN OR Lifestyle COndoms? Magnums fo sho Favorite Place To Have Sex In the House? all ...
Posted by Mike the Investor!!! on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:09:00 PST