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About Me


You Are the Middle Finger
A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem.
You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious.
However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it!
You get along well with: The Index Finger
Stay away from: The Pinky

Your Inner Color is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.
You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.
Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.
You Are 64% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
You Are 56% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it
You Are the Ego
You take a balanced approach to your life.
You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.
But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.
You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.
You Are The Hermit
You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are.
You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions.
A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth.
You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage.
Your fortune:
It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you.
All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice.
It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life.
Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon.
You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Your 80s Theme Song Is:
Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard
You Are 4% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it.
You Are 87% Perfectionist
You're a total perfectionist. So go ahead and congratulate yourself on a "perfect" score.
The truth is, everyone is sick of living up to your standards. And you're probably even sick them yourself.
Your Linguistic Profile:
40% Dixie
40% General American English
10% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
Your Birthdate: April 13
You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge.
While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator.
Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down.
You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way.
Your strength: You always get the job done
Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault
Your power color: Gray
Your power symbol: Checkmark
Your power month: April
I learn something about myself everyday. 5/13 --Today I learned that I'm a dork...and I'm proud of it, BIG BA-BY! People have been kind enough to say that i'm kind :), thoughtful, playful, lil ditzy, smaaaht, creative, bee-yotchy, silly, fun..(THANK YOU). Some people take my kindness for weakness or "oddness"...but it's the way I was raised and something I will always keep. I smile at people on the street...will compliment someone just because...I start conversations with the folks I don't know. It's just me. Then there's a group of mo-fos that don't like me and have something bad to say. It's all good. Whatever it is hopefully we can grow and move past it.
I pride myself on being from the South. A huge part of who I am, now, is due because of my life living in Louisiana. I use to go crabbin', walked, what felt like 10 miles,, to the store just for a link of boudin, enjoyed walking around barefoot..everywhere I possibly could, went to Trail Rides, listened to and Zydeco-ed, and cried every holiday for some cornbread dressing!
I absolutely love all music. No joke. I can't really say that I have a favorite singer- although Janet does it for me on alot of other levels. Love to dance, sing out loud really badly. I just bought a guitar- I'm teaching myself (please help!). I've always wanted to learn how to play, so hopefully this time next year I'll be able to play a song or two.
I'm learning to slow down and not try to grow up so quickly. I just turned 26. I've been working since I was 16, moved away at 18, moved across the country at 23. Not alot of time to "just be". Make sense?
I have a crush on Janet Jackson. She's my top friend--we go way back. foreal.
I'm a thinker. I'm always in my head. I love to listen and challenge people views or opinions- great way to learn and encourage others to think differently.
I'm always update my profile. Hopefully there's something here that interests you. Don't forget to hollar at me.
More to come...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to meet some chill, laid back, fun, exciting people. No hang ups, no pretense, no bull. Honestly, it's difficut in this city sometimes...but I try to remain optimistic.Famous peeps? Um, Janet?!? If you know anything about me, you know she's the first one on my list. More than just her music or the fact that she's fine as hell. It goes beyond the typical, gay, superficiality of being a fan.Who else?...Hm.. Bill Clinton, Maya Angelou, Paris Hilton (gotta love her dumb ass), Gaelle, (more names coming soon)

Music:



Movies:


SAW 3. ABSOLUTELY SICK! I have to admit that I watched Pippi Longstocking the other day...Pippi, a nice full bowl, tacos, and orange soda! Have to say it was a good night. Favorite Movies: Color Purple, Crash, Finding Nemo, Shawshank Redemption, Queen, American Beauty, Moonstruck, Showgirls (!), Sparkle, School Daze, Original Sin, The Jerk, Powder
One of my favorite movie moments ever...was in The Jerk with Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters. The entire movie is fantastic. SM is one of the best American Comedian in history (just ask the Kennedy Center). The moment happens when the two are walking along the beach and sing "Tonight You Belong to Me". Such a classic, innocent, warm, cute moment! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!
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Books:

Guess what???? I CAN READ!! No, really I can! Currently reading 7 Habits of...next on the list is that new book by that damn Bill O'Reilly, Culture Warrior. It's actually pretty thought-provoking, in a "I should throw this book at Bill O'Reilly" kinda way. All time favorite books when I was a kid: 1. To Kill A Mockingbird (duh) 2. Oh! The Places You'll Go (lol) 3. Are you my mother? (I still feel bad for that baby bird).

Heroes:

J. Jackson, of course. She-Ra!! Brainy Smurf, Rick Flair (HELLYA!), Oprah (shh!), Bill Clinton...so more meaningful names will soon appear!
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My Blog

Me! Me! Me! Blah! Blah! Blah

Damn, I can talk alot sometimes! :)I am blessed and thankful.I'm watching reruns of Martin.  Good shyt.Truly, j.
Posted by Papa Smurf on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:46:00 PST

At the end of the day.

I don't know why but sometimes I get so lost in thought, I wonder what is real in life.  Think about it...Get rid of all the bullshit, all the fake hellos and "I'll call ya later"s...wipe away al...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

At the end of the day.

I don't know why but sometimes I get so lost in thought, I wonder what is real in life.  Think about it...Get rid of all the bullshit, all the fake hellos and "I'll call ya later"s...wipe away al...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST

Don't quite get it yet.

I don't know.  I'm really confused...Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in.  I try to be true to who I am...granted, I'm still learning, but I try.  It really hurts sometimes to hear peo...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST

Nurish your soul.

Greetings.The soul needs nurishment.  Our "selves" are more than our body.  "My body is my temple"....how cheesy, right?  We need to care about ourselves and our bodies just as we would...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

How Guilt and Shame Block the Law.

YO!So a few of you know that I've been reading lots...trying to challenge myself, my thoughts, opinions, etc...I had a great conversation with a friend lately and how we stand in the way of our own su...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Today was a good day.

I woke up late.Had to buy two cups of coffee b/c this chick put too much milk in my iceed drink (that I get every single morning...how in the hell can you put too much milk?...its the same damn recip...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

THOUGHTS BECOME THINGS

I've recently realized that I've been thinking alot of thoughts lately. Who would have thought...I have feelings, thoughts, and opinions?? :)It's difficult for me to articulate, sometimes...but I try...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

Creole! -Beyonce Bonus Track

Finally!  A song for us red-boned/yellow-boned folks!  I know I'm behind...but Beyonce's bonus track is hot!!  She doesn't have a video yet, but thanks to a myspace friend- here's a sli...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

And the World Sleeps in Passing Cars

Good stuff!  -J And the World Sleeps in Passing Cars We set to filming in the tall grassbeyond the wall of junipersand the highway pylon.She loosened her hairand collected wild seeds,and I pushed...
Posted by Papa Smurf on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST