Breathing. Farting.... breathing in my farts. No, I'm not from San Francisco.
Johnny Depp and hump his leg. What? Isn't that how people greet each other in France? Well...isn't it? Can I do it anyway? Oh and anyone that wants to give me money. I'll meet them.
Music and dance. Now i can breathe.
My mind
My babysitter. In particular, God bless Adult Swim, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, both Offices,30 Rock, HEROS, Reno 911, Desperate Housewaifes (shut up, you know you watch it) UFC (Ice Man!) and long live Arrested Development, Monty Python and Carol Burnett.
Creation of my Imagination. And Porn of course. Great subtitles to read... Books about Porn. Magazines about Porn. Village Voice advertising for Porn. I don't know why there are things published at all without porn in it..... Things scribbled on bathroom walls are always good, too. It's why I became a writer. Oh, and Harry Potter books. But that's basically porn anyway. OKay fine, so many too many recently- The Alchemist, Confederacy of Dunces, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Michael Crichton books, The Bourne Idenity series, lolita, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay....HARRY POTTER!!!!
my mom, my friends, anyone that marches through this world with your head held high and anyone that can't.