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Onion Girl

Naked, shamless and peelin' back the layers

About Me

It's in the reach of my arms, the span of my hips,the stride of my steps,the curl of my lips. It's the fire in my eyes and the flash of my teeth. The swing of my waist and the joy in my feet. it's in the arch of my back and the sun of my smile. The ride of my breasts, the grace of my style. I am woman. Phenomonal. Woman. That's me.(tooted)But most of all, free the dolphins! why are they being held captive anyway, their just Dolphins for cryin' out loud! oh wait a minute, where are my underpants? oh not again!! Those darn Underpants Gnomes did it again!(tooted again....HOLY GREAT SCOTT! IT'S AN SBD! RUN MAN RUN FOR THE HILLS......I HAD TACO BELL FOR LUNCH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!)

My Interests

Breathing. Farting.... breathing in my farts. No, I'm not from San Francisco.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp and hump his leg. What? Isn't that how people greet each other in France? Well...isn't it? Can I do it anyway? Oh and anyone that wants to give me money. I'll meet them.

Music:

Music and dance. Now i can breathe.

Movies:

My mind

Television:

My babysitter. In particular, God bless Adult Swim, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, both Offices,30 Rock, HEROS, Reno 911, Desperate Housewaifes (shut up, you know you watch it) UFC (Ice Man!) and long live Arrested Development, Monty Python and Carol Burnett.

Books:

Creation of my Imagination. And Porn of course. Great subtitles to read... Books about Porn. Magazines about Porn. Village Voice advertising for Porn. I don't know why there are things published at all without porn in it..... Things scribbled on bathroom walls are always good, too. It's why I became a writer. Oh, and Harry Potter books. But that's basically porn anyway. OKay fine, so many too many recently- The Alchemist, Confederacy of Dunces, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Michael Crichton books, The Bourne Idenity series, lolita, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay....HARRY POTTER!!!!

Heroes:

my mom, my friends, anyone that marches through this world with your head held high and anyone that can't.

My Blog

Jane Doe the Hobo

Jane Doe the Hobo     Inhale the essence of my insides. smell the salt in the rise of my soul's tides   I've got a hunger and it burrrrrrrrrrrrns  Against my walls it slowly...
Posted by Onion Girl on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

Pride

Pride    by simona berman She looked to him for assurance She looked to him for strength She looked to him to mend her sight And bring her deliverance He looked to her for comfort He looke...
Posted by Onion Girl on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST

As Long as I'm Happy

As Long As Im Happy        by me   What if I just closed my eyes And said no more, I would not cry Show no remorse. Id move this body Without force Open my mouth, &n...
Posted by Onion Girl on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

water mamba

  The Water Mamba By me   Girl, I took a bath tonight. Plugged in Ms Lauryn Hill: cry for me, cry for me, you said youd die for me I felt this body, And I moved it. Slow motion water mamba--...
Posted by Onion Girl on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:14:00 PST