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Big Leo

Douchebags are people, too...

About Me

Champion of outcasts and the socially maligned the world over. And I love hearing people's life stories. Everyone has their own tale to tell.

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My Interests

n. adj. a broad and nondescript set of parameters.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has held a long-standing curiosity, as I had, as to what a "roni" is...

Music:

n. Tonal vibrations through the air that make contact with the flexible wall of the eardrum and are received within the confines of the occipital lobe's predetermined rhythmic, melodic and harmonic structures. Also known as "jams".

Movies:

n., pl.A series of film or digital still images captured at approximately 28 to 30 frames per second (depending on format), which creates an image in motion. Modern scientific advances have evolved this process to incorporate synchronized sound and color imagery, yet many "movies" today are still presented in black and white.

Television:

n. A phosphorous-based vacuum tube encased in plastic which projects synchronized sound and moving image; in some cases, the image is full color.

Books:

n., pl.An enjoyable if somewhat antiquated mode of communication wherein words and often images are arranged on some kind of typesetting device, which becomes coated in ink, then rolled across a finite number of blank, usually white sheets of paper. These sheets are then glued or stapled together, and a cover of no particular density is added through a like process, then people "read" them, often as a cure for insomnia.

Heroes:

n.,pl People in one's life who one admires, idolizes, often emulates. One's relationship to their hero can be personal or merely through the facade of contemporary media.

My Blog

Big Leo Meets a Herman's Hermit

Here's a cute article I wrote about the time I met Peter Noone.  Note the excitement on Noone's face... High Plains Reader 7/03/03...
Posted by Big Leo on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

The 12 Step Program of BA (Bellholics Anonymous)

"Saved By The Bell".  You know you love it, and you know you shouldn't.  It is total crap.  Satan squatted, pitched a loaf, slapped a title on it, and threw it on NBC on Saturday mornin...
Posted by Big Leo on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:02:00 PST

A comically frustrating shopping experience

So, for the first time in a great while, I had an actual set of errands to run this morning.  I usually do my shopping piecemeal, so I was excited.  The first thing on my list was a set of t...
Posted by Big Leo on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:48:00 PST

One wild night at Cash Wise

So, working night crue at a ghetto grocers, I am no stranger to drunks.  "Excuse me!  I need some fucking cigarettes!"  But tonight must have been a full moon or something.  As I a...
Posted by Big Leo on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:31:00 PST

Motown: Soundtrack for Psychotic Stalkers

So I was listening to the song "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" at work tonight, and it dawned on me that, if you look past all the would-be romanticism that was presumably the intention of Holland-Dozie...
Posted by Big Leo on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:10:00 PST

Are you a blog fiend?

Well, than you have come to the wrong place.  My blog is on my band site: http://blog.myspace.com/soulvigilante Enjoy work robots...
Posted by Big Leo on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST