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Maz

And while the city sleeps, we go walking...............

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Ran in the London Marathon in 2005, which is up there in my all time top 5 of things to do before you die. I'm open to suggestion as to what the other four might be!
I work hard but play harder. Actually that's bollocks, I just play hard.
Vodka monster/Lager lout.
Left-handed.
Tomboy.


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Music:

ULTRASOUND, Siren, Spiritualized, The Charlatans,

Supergrass, Shed Seven, Rick Witter and The Dukes, The Verve,

This Is Music - The Verve:

Slide Away - Verve:

Richard Ashcroft,
Check the Meaning:

Flaming Lips, Beck, Pulp, The Charlatans, early Oasis, Doves, Chemical Brothers, Happy Mondays, Dead 60's, Mercury Rev, Cooper Temple Clause, Soulwax, The Soundtrack of our Lives, The Divine Comedy, Dance music,
The Beatles,

Madness,

The Specials,

The Selecter,

The Jam,

early UB40 (when they were good),

Northern Soul,

CLAIM TO FAME: Saw Joy Division supporting The Buzzcocks at Bangor University in 1979. I was 13!

Movies:

Withnail and I,
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!" ...
THE WITHNAIL AND I DRINKING GAME:
The rules for the Withnail and I drinking game are very simple… just match Withnail drink-for-drink...
Per person, you will require:
• Gin
• Cider
• Ale
• Sherry
• Whisky
• Red Wine
Optional:
• 1 bottle lighter fluid (You’re allowed to substitute this for vinegar… this is what they did to Richard E Grant to the film the vomiting scene...)
• 1 Camberwell Carrot
Some kind soul at www.nationmaster.com has even gone to the effort of compiling a Withnail and I drinking game list - detailing precisely what passes Withnail lips throughout the film.
They estimate that Withnail drinks in the order of 9 1/2 glasses of red wine, 1 pint of cider, 1 shot of lighter fluid, 2 1/2 shots of gin, 6 glasses of sherry, 13 whiskeys and 1/2 a pint of ale. Here they are in order:
• Mouthful of red wine
• "Lighter fluid" (eg overproof rum)
• Double gin
• Finger of cider (with ice)
• Finger of cider (with ice)
• Finger of cider (with ice)
• Glass of sherry
• Two big chugs of sherry
• Mouthful of sherry
• Sip of sherry
• Double whisky
• Mouthful of whisky
• Mouthful of whisky
• Mouthful of whisky
• Mouthful of whisky
• Splash of whisky
• Single Teachers
• Double Teachers
• Double Teachers
• Single Teachers
• Sip of sherry
• Three fingers of ale
• Sip of red wine
• Gulp of sherry
• Small glass of red wine
• Sip of red wine
• Half glass of red wine
• Sip of something white (gin & bitter lemon?)
• Sip of red wine
• Sip of red wine
• Gulp of red wine
• Gulp of red wine
• Finger of red wine
• Finger of red wine
• Gulp of red wine ("'53 Margeaux")
• Gulp of red wine ("'53 Margeaux")
• Gulp of red wine ("'53 Margeaux")
• Gulp of red wine ("'53 Margeaux")
Please let me know if you play the game!
As Good As It Gets, Schindler's List,
A Clockwork Orange
This is Spinal Tap,
The Long Good Friday, All Monty Python films
And from my formative years (!): Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, Grease, Jaws,
Quadrophenia

Television:


Nighty Night, Ripping Yarns, Alan Partridge,
The Day Today, Brass Eye
Bottom,
Father Ted, Blackadder, Operation Good Guys, Peep Show (Mitchell and Webb) - Seeing them live in Dec - David, I love you x
Rob Brydon aka Keith Barret, Justin Lee Collins with or without Alan Carr,
The Office,
Question Time,
Lost,
American Idol
The Simpsons
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

Not fussed about fiction. I do enjoy funny books ie anything by Jo Brand, Alexei Sayle, Stephen Fry etc.
My fave type of book though would be factual, biographies, history, that type of thing

Heroes:

TINY WOOD

BILL HICKS

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JOHN PEEL

My Blog

Slide Away - The Verve

Slide Away -  Verve So take your time I wonder if you're here just to use my mind Don't take it slow You know I've got a place to go You always do that Something I'm not quite sure of But just fo...
Posted by Maz on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Check the Meaning - Richard Ashcroft, his finest moment by far as a solo artist

(Check the meaning) When I'm low, and I'm weak, and I'm lost I don't know who I can trust Paranoia, the destroyer, comes knocking on my door You know the pain drifts to days, turns to nights But it sl...
Posted by Maz on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

This is Music - Verve

This Is Music - The Verve (nicked from Carlos, that boy has taste) I stand accusedJust like you for being born without a silver spoonStood at the top of a hillOver my town I was foundI've been on the ...
Posted by Maz on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

A Northern Soul - The Verve

A Northern Soul - The Verve This is a tale of a Northern SoulLooking to find his way back homeHe's coming from that same old roadYou know the one your folds don't knowI want to see if you know meI was...
Posted by Maz on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:30:00 PST

The Straight and the Narrow - Spiritualized

The Straight and The Narrow - Spiritualized The trouble with the straight and the narrowIs its so thin, I keep sliding off to the sideAnd the devil makes good use of these hands of mineAnd if jesus is...
Posted by Maz on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST

Space and Time - The Verve

"Space And Time"There ain't no space and timeTo keep our love aliveWe have existence and it's all we shareThere ain't no real truth There ain't no real liesKeep on pushin' 'cause I know it's thereOh, ...
Posted by Maz on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

Nite Klub by The Specials - The lyrics

Nite KlubJerry Dammers / The Specials Is this the in place to be? What am I doing here? Watching the girls go by Spending money on... Sleep all day It's the only way I'm a parasite I creep about a...
Posted by Maz on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

Three Minute Hero by The Selecter - the lyrics

THREE MINUTE HERO(Neol Davies)The SelecterThey asked you if you're alright,You say yes,But all the time you know,It's a mess,It's 5 pm and you're on your way home,Just another day with that endless gr...
Posted by Maz on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

Gangsters by The Specials - the lyrics

GangstersDammers / Hall / Panter / Golding / Bradbury / Staples / Byers / Campbell Bernie Rhodes knows Don't Argue Why must you record my phone calls? Are you planning a bootleg LP? Said you've ...
Posted by Maz on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

My Survey results

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MazBirthday:03-03-66Birthplace:Bangor, North WalesCurrent Location:Rhos on Sea, North WalesEye Color:blueHair Color:brown with blonde bitsHeight:5'2"Right Hande...
Posted by Maz on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:45:00 PST