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*Melissa*

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About Me

MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts *My name is Melissa. I have learned I have to make my OWN happiness.* In honor of all the men on my shit list:I'm a 32 year-old divorced mother of 1. I just left a job working as a security escort.I'm going to be a transplant from St. Louis to Leavenworth, Kansas. I should be in Kansas sometime in the next two weeks. My first few months in Kansas I will be getting on my feet. I plan to work in the government field again. I have enjoyed working for the government for the last 12 years.Me...I'm sort of opinionated. My life's passion is working with crime victims and being an advocate for those who can't speak for themselves.I have a 10 year old daughter who is the light of my life. I would kill for her. My daughter's father lives in Oregon and he is involved in her life.I plan to start online classes to finish my degree. I am going to work in the criminal justice field.What else? Hmmmm...I pull my beliefs from many different religions.I care a lot about what is going on in the world and if I could, I'd have the TV on cnn or msnbc ALL DAY LONG. I rarely watch television but when I do it's about history or about topics I find educational. I enjoy meteorology and weather phenomenon.Periodicals that I read on a weekly basis: US News, Newsweek and the Paper. I admit my guilty pleasure is Star Magazine.I read 3 books a week. I'm weird like that. The last book I read was by Nora Roberts. The most recent book that I fell in love with was by Toni Morrison called "The Bluest Eye". I've reread "Schindler's List" a few times and my favorite authors are: Jennifer Meyer, Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Ann Rice.I like smart people. I cannot handle dumbshits. Don't be an asshat. If we cannot hold a conversation, I'm pretty sure nothing else will happen either.I have two tattoos. I don't know if I want more. I had 3 piercings but I took them out. I don't know why I did that either. People tell me my laugh sounds like Snidely Whiplash's dog, Muttly.I think life is funny and I enjoy meeting new people. I can be a bit shy until I get to know someone but look out when I do feel comfortable. I have been known to do anything to get a laugh. My best friend Lisa will gladly tell you about the crazy stuff I do to lighten the mood. Once, we were in Marshall's and I walked around the store with underwear on my head. That was funny. I also like to dance in the car and enjoy shaking my booty to music when I'm shopping.I admit now that I'm fat. I don't have a problem with it but if you do, you can piss off. I am making changes in my life to live healthier but it isn't going to happen overnight. On the bright side, I can keep you warm in the winter. On the downside, I can totally win if we wrestle. Let me get you in a headlock and see how you like it!I hate trying to describe myself..but....first, I think I am a funny person with a demented sense of humor. Other people find me to be funny. If I cannot make you laugh, there is something seriously wrong with one of us. I'm not saying it is me. You gotta have a sense of humor.Although my profile sounds serious, I am a light-hearted, easy-going person. A free-spirit..a bit neurotic and a tad (I mean a tad) insecure, a little bit dare-devil..and opinionated. But I also have great manners.I did 1 1/2 years in college, then switched to the U.S. Navy , where I served five years. It was probably one of the best times of my life. I'm devoted to my daughter. I am also devoted to victim's advocacy issues. I enjoy nothing more than standing up for what I believe in. I enjoy talking to others about the Death Penalty (of which I am a supporter). I guess everyone is passionate about something. My passions are my daughter, life, love, and advocacy. Words that have been used to describe me: intelligent, funny, charismatic, silly, goofy, intense, empathetic, kind, sweet, devoted, loyal, loving and complex. What else? Um..I'd like to meet fun women my age to chat with and maybe even hang out with. For most of my life I've had male friends only..and only in the past couple of years have I developed relationships with women. I do not care about your sexuality or religion..I'm just here to make friends. So stop in and say "Hi". Don't be shy! I'm not!

My Interests

Reading blogs, writing in blogs, chatting with people, spending time with friends, dreaming about the future, making the most of the present, reading books, researching whatever I'm interested in, spending maximum time with my daughter, cultivating friendships, stopping and smelling the roses, feeling the rain on my face, victim's advocacy.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't think they are the center of the universe. Someone who realizes that they would be LUCKY to be with me in any way, shape or form. A man that knows a real woman when he sees one. Someone who is willing to be friends first. Someone who is humble, funny, smart, caring, honest, open-minded, positive. (People tell me I've actually described a gay guy here, but I KNOW there are straight men out there with the same qualities.) Someone who doesn't use drugs. Someone who doesn't drink to excess. Someone who has manners and doesn't think life is one great big party. Someone who knows my daughter comes first in my life and he understands. Someone with NO record of domestic abuse or any other sort of police records. (I will check). Someone who has gainful employment and has a good work ethic. Have I left anything out?
Some more favorite people....I enjoy music..art..festivals..trying new foods..I'd enjoy going to the City Art Museum or the Botanical Garden. I'd like to go to some concerts this year...I love Big Hair heavy metal bands from the 80's and early 90's. As far as religion goes, I do not want to be involved with a Mormon or a Muslim. Friends yes..anything else..no. Family is fine. I love my family no matter what their religion. If you want to know why, ask me. Otherwise, I am open-minded. I am not religious but I am very spiritual and have a lot of faith. Save your judgement for someone else.I cannot converse with people from hostile foreign countries. No extremist behavior. That doesn't fly with me. I will NOT converse with racists or homophobes. If you're mildly homophobic, it might be something we can work through. But if you hate homosexuals, move on and do us both a favor.

Music:

Lords of Acid, Golden Earring, Armand Van Helden (my, my, my), Sex in Dallas, DJ Tiesto, Remy Zero, The Verve, Seal, Mario, David Banner, Dido, Moby, Enigma, Enya, CCR, Aerosmith, Boston, Bad Company, Journey, Alice Cooper, Sade, Rob Zombie, Foreigner, Ac/DC, Nine Inch Nails, Az Yet, Staind, Kiss, Danzig, Rush, The Flaming Lips, Echo and the Bunnymen, Sting, Madonna, Judas Priest, The Moody Blues, Led Zepplin, Pearl Jam, Outkast, Morphine, Sarah McLachlan, Massive Attack, DJ Encore, Elvis, Patsy Cline, Harry Connick Jr., Jay-Z, Dirty Vegas, Meredith Brooks, Peaches, Eddie Money, Elton John, Loverboy, Annie Lennox, Trick Daddy, The Cure, INXS, Monster Ballads, Ozzy, IIO, Ian Van Dahl, Ying Yang Twins, Led Zepplin, Lynard Skynard...etc.

Movies:

"Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind", "Big Fish", "What Dreams may Come", "The Pianist" (even though Roman Polanski is a perverted pig), "Schindler's List", "9/11" (The Naudet brothers documentary), Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Passion of the Christ, Independence Day, Night at the Roxbury, Scary Movie, Charlie's Angels, Riding in Cars with Boys, 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer, War of the Worlds, If These Walls Could Talk 2....there's a lot more, but I can't think of anything right now.

Television:

I'm not a fan of television. I might watch CNN 24/7 if I had the time. I'd rather read or surf the net. Or even better..spend time with people!

Books:

"She's Come Undone" By Wally Lamb, "Tis" by Frank McCourt, and "White Oleander", "The Lovely Bones" and "Alive" by Alice Sebold, "The Devil wears Prada" (book is better than the movie in my opinion, "Twilight" and "New Moon" by Stephenie (crap..forgot her last name), "The Bluest Eye" and "The Color Purple". I'm terrible with names. I have always loved Stephen King and Ann Rice..however..I'm not familiar with Ann's new stuff and I'm NOT really sure if I want to be..because of what I have heard. I don't know if I want to go there.

Heroes:

My mother Joann (who died before her time), Oskar Schindler, Oprah, Seal, my Grandma Lue who died in March 05, my grandpa who was a POW/KIA in a Korean War camp, and of course, myself (because baby, I have come far). Those who loved, lost, gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11. Our policemen and firefighters who died that day. Innocent civilians who did something as mundane as going to work or flying in a plane and died. Our troops will always be my heroes. I am proud of them!

My Blog

Kind of makes your butt pucker, doesn’t it?

Okay, so I know it's been a long, long while since I truly gave a go at a real update. So..here I am at 4 in the morning trying to remember everything worth telling, trying to forget what's scarred me...
Posted by *Melissa* on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:26:00 PST

Time to build a bridge and get over it....

I'm ready to move on with my life. I have been hanging onto this crap with David for WAY TOO LONG.  This anger and resentment I had with him has lasted since the day we split up at the end of Aug...
Posted by *Melissa* on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:04:00 PST

Moving along..

It's so weird to be asleep when even the drunk and disorderly have already passed out. Friday night was a very weird night at work and monthly processes had to be run. We are usually out of there...
Posted by *Melissa* on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST

Detached...

Every day that passes is another day that I find out something I wish I didn't have to know about my sisters cancer. I am so numb right now and I'm in some denial about just how serious it is. But I n...
Posted by *Melissa* on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:38:00 PST

Someone make the pain go away.....

My baby sister has uterine cancer. She has a tumor the size of a lemon in her uterus. She went to the hospital last Monday because she was hemorraghing. I guess that's where they found out everything....
Posted by *Melissa* on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

Well...

I just checked my stats for the week and noticed I had 214 views this week on my blog. Do me a favor? If you read this blog entry send me an email or leave me a comment. I'm interested to know why my ...
Posted by *Melissa* on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:28:00 PST

Disoriented....

I am extremely disoriented right now. If I think too much about the life I left behind, the good life anyway, I feel panicky. Though I have been in Kansas for over a month, almost two, there are times...
Posted by *Melissa* on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

A truthful singles ad....

If men a few men in my past were truthful, this is how THEIR singles ads would read: "Hi, I'm a lazy asshole who wants a woman to boss around. I am incredibly insecure about my penis and everything el...
Posted by *Melissa* on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

Maybe I’m a bitch but this will save you some time..

This is from an OLD, OLD, OLD blog entry, but I thought it was relevant.This is the shit that DOES NOT impress me... 1) lying about your marital status. 2) lying about the size of your penis.  Ju...
Posted by *Melissa* on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

I love it here...

I love Kansas. It really feels like home here.  There has been a lot I've seen and observed and I want to post it in my personal online diary, but I can't remember the password. So, I guess I wil...
Posted by *Melissa* on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST