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About Me

Just your average joe trying to make his way on this curvey road called life. I value friendship, and am always loyal to my friends and family. I don't know what else to write here, so if you want to know, then you're just gonna have to ask. ..
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My Interests

UFO's, NFL, AFL, Science Fiction, Science Fiction Fantasy, anything that will make me pause and think.

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson, Ashlyn Gere, Angela Summers, Michelle Lay, Hugh Hefner, William Shatner, R.A. Salvatore, Mancow, Larry Johnson, Priest Holmes, Christian Okoye, GOD, U.S. Grant, Stan Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, T.A.P.S., Hulk Hogan, Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair(WOOOOOOO!), Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Ron Jeremy, Randy West, Ted Nugent, Styx, AC/DC, Sammy Hagar, Zecharia Sitchen, Stephen King, and anyone who can be cool.

Music:

Rock, Metal, Classic Rock, some Country, and anything else that is pleasing to the ears

Movies:

I like mostly action, comedies, and Sci-Fi.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Ghost Hunters, and Pro-Wrestling

Books:

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Of Mice and Men, The Stand

Heroes:

My Dad.

My Blog

New Employees

NEW EMPLOYEES . > *HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES . . > > 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. > > 2. Put your new hires in the same room and close the door. > > 3. Leave them alone and come back ...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:37:00 PST

A plan for Peace....

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past and ...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

The Fentons go to Wal-Mart...

The Fentons go to Walmart...After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husbandaccompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping b...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

More Words of Wisdom From George Carlin

Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that sai...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

Beer, Dirt, and Racecars!!!!!!!!

Thats should of said it all in the title! The air is warming up, the ground is melting (if it was ever frozen), and the impact wrench's are sounding off. Here at my humble abode, you get the distinct ...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

NFL about to begin again!!!!!!!

Now your probably saying to yourself, "Wasn't the Superbowl just in the first part of February?" This is correct and no I am not that entirely off my rocker, just partially. April marks the unoff...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

It's me again!

Well, the weekend is over, they ran a race in Mexico, the Brigade beat the Rush (down with any Chicago team!) and the weather is halfway decent, oh yeah...my sinuses are clearing up. I hope you ...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

Wisdom from George Carlin

George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a Reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly Like them! Besides, I ...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

Howdy All

Whats going on folks. I hope life is treating everyone nice and all the good things are happening to ya! This is my first official blog, I promise they'll get better as I do this more often....
Posted by Tom on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST