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The 'Incredible' Mac

Don't take me too seriously

About Me

Hi. Welcome to my Earth shatteringly amazing page. Feel free to listen to my ground breaking tunes, or read my revolutionary blogs. I won't even charge you. If you like what you see/ hear, good. Pat on back from me. If you hate it, get lost. I've no time for this. That's my middle name, Chris 'I've no time for you if you don't like it' Mac.

Still here?

Good.

One day I shall tour riding bareback on the crest of greatness, bordering on success, until I reach the heights of the mountain of pain, past the valley of daggers and the cliffs of vertigo, where I shall sit on a throne of skulls, crowned for evermore the champion of music.

In the meantime I shall just surf the Internet, on my broken chair, stopping every now and then to maybe make a sandwich, whilst straining my neck to see the TV on the other side of the room. Currently I am wearing slippers.
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Music:

Member Since: 4/1/2006
Band Website: esnips.com/web/maccasongs
Band Members: the INCREDIBLE mac
Influences: That Morrissey fella is ok, and so too are REM.The playradioplay boy is ok too.
Sounds Like: Rock, electric, acoustic, home recording!
Record Label: Chinny Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The kinda guy I am!

I feel old.  It's nearly 3 years since I graduated from uni and became a teacher.  Lots of people travel once graduated, or take a year out some where in between finishing school and startin...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

The Midnight Poo (re-mastered)

I know it's an old one, but I had to re post it, it's such a funny true story... The Midnight Poo The night before It was Kate Ingle's 18th in the civil cervic club, and we all got approapriately dr...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST

Boris Johnson

My third a final blog of the night is about this man...Tory MP, Boris Johnson.  I am not too sure what to make of Boris.  Whilst he appears to be a bumbling idiot, he also can talk sense.&nb...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

8 Random Things From My Life

1.  A recent message from a friend reminded me of some annoying things that have happened to me over the years.  Here goes:We used to play Football (soccer) on a field by my house, and every...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

Ex girlfriends and stuff

Bit of a personal one, but it's been on my mind today.  I came across an ex girlfriends page on here by accident, but I decided not to look at it.  I don't know why.  I guess I still fe...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

Spiders

In school the other day my class of darling cherubs had left the classroom in a bit of a state, so after they had playtime (or recess?) I thought that I would sit them down and give them a good tellin...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

New Year to forget!

Christmas in our family is the same every single year.  Everyone round to me Mum's on Xmas day, Grandparents etc., then they return the favour on New Years Day.  There is never anyone not th...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

False Facts

Here are some of my favourite made up facts:- The great wall of china.  So big, it can only be seen from outer space.- Bill Cosby was the world's first black man- Henry the Eighth had 6 lives- Tr...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST

You'd butter read this!

I have been living on my own for a total of about 5 years (uni day included) and am well experienced at doing the 'big shop'.  Asda is pretty good, everything under one roof.  There is nothi...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

Funny things said to me by the kids in school

As everyone will know I am a primary school teacher, now in my third year.  Here are a couple of funny things that the kids have said to me.'Humpty Dumpty fell of the wall, and then put pieces of...
Posted by The 'Incredible' Mac on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST