HEED the MINI MEW

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Hi Internet World, My name is HEED the MINI MEW. I was born 1-21-06. I am young and when I am older, I will be in the GUINNESS RECORDS! (for more on that WWW.FLYINGPAINTRANCH.COM)I have experienced more in life than some do in years and years. Today for instance I was just relaxing, and the phone is ringing and ringing. TV news and talk shows are interested in having me on their shows! I have done Good Morning San Diego, several news channels, Inside Edition, and even Ellen Degeneres producers called, (but they flaked out and never called back)... This is a fun time for me.. I am very well loved and of course, adorable! On 4-20-06 I was in the San Diego newspaper as a pretty big feature. You see, I am a bit rare or unusual so they say. My mom is a munchkin cat and my dad is a large red tabby barn cat. I turned out like neither of them. I was well, ugly. I was born really small and my head wasnt. It looked laughable. YES,People did laugh. "T" (my mom) made jokes in a Scottish accent and said, "Look at the heed on that lil guy". And so, my name became Heed. It stayed that way. I am 3.5 inches tall. I went to the Dr. to find out that I am fine. I am just small. T knew I was pretty special when I survived the first few days, she said I was so small she was worried. I was fine. Still dont know what all the worry was for. She took me to get my shots and the people said I was the tiniest kitten at 8 weeks they had ever seen. T sent a information about me and a request to do record breaker attempt for the Guinness Book of World Records. It has been accepted now they need to measure me. So she did a press release about the good news, and all kinds of people showed up! Turns out I was on 3 tv stations in San Diego and T was getting calls from people in New York, San Francisco, Florida, and Chicago. They all had seen me on the news in their town. That means I went nation wide. They are trying to say I am news, I got news for them. I am a celebrity! I know the power my little legs wield, cuteness sells and cuddly is the most attractive thing about being small, even if I have a huge head! (I just DONT want to end up in a purse or handbag on a red carpet like those trembling dogs, that situation looks unhappy. You can tell by the look in their eyes, and I am NOT as patient as those neurotic worrywarts.)My brothers run me down, I couldn't get a nipple to nurse cause they scratch my eyes out when I do, and I never, never, get up the scratch post. Its bad enough I have to have a special cat box so I can get in to go potty... but damn, they bomb me and run up it and it just aint fair so this story is gonna be about revenge. I will take a road to success. I am gonna find a way to successfully kick the tuna outta my brothers, and get down before they toss me off. This will take some thought.