I'd like to meet:
Goth-girls in black lingerie...
Music:
We like music that has feeling. Music that moves you. Music that means something. and music that is loud. We like Rock Music that rattles your foundations, makes your goose bumps bounce and your hair stand on end. We like music that reaches right into your heart and touches your soul. Music that gets your adrenaline pumping, emotions flowing, feet stomping, and pelvis thrusting, and party hopping. That's the kind of music we like. Got any?
Movies:
We like movies where we can share the popcorn.
Television:
The Simpsons, Married With Children, Desperate Housewives. Most TV shows are just propaganda for the Bush Regime and the Ultra-Right Neocons.
Books:
The only book we read is the Holy Bible of our sacred and spiritual president. Sent down from Heaven above, our divine leader and almighty protector from evil, Saint George W. Bush, feels like we do, that all other types of books should be burned. Only faith-based books should be allowed, just as only Biblical laws should apply. And remember, thou cannot enter into the kingdom of God unless thou shalt kill all people of evil faiths, especially from countries that have oil.
Heroes:
Michael Moore, Cynthia McKinney, Martin Sheen, Danny Glover, Senator Byrd, Senator Leahey, Ramsey, Kucinivich, Ritter, Bartcop.com, WhatReallyHappened.com, AllHatNoCattle.net, Iraqi Insurgents, Palestinian Militants, Al Quada, and anyone else that's against the Evil Empire.