who has two thumbs and is unemployed again? this guy. |
So yeah, I'm a fucking idiot.
I awoke yesterday morning at 9:00 am, precisely one hour after I was supposed to be at work. I came in at about 10:30 (I took the bus, yes I'm a loser) and as I we...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:28:00 PST |
It is scientifically impossible to bring sexy back. |
It's like Columbus discovering America. Sexy never went anywhere, so how can you bring it back, especailly when you are the furthest thing from sexy?! Jesus christ, the stupid sayings people com...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST |
holy crap. why am I not surprised this is in Pierce County? |
and what is a 6'4" dud doing with a little person? sounds kinky to me.worlds tiniest mom
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST |
well, it's official..... |
According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST |
Less than human |
You know, as of late I've been harboring some resentment towards my friends. I feel like I've been sequestered to a handful of acquaintances and they just don't really care for me. But for...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:53:00 PST |
amber alert |
since I can't access bulletins (fix your shit, TOM!) here it is. Amber Alert issued for missing North Idaho girl - Authorities are looking for Mea Johnson, 4 Years Old, 3 feet tall, 56lbs., with brown...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:20:00 PST |
alone |
So I watched yesterday pass without much bitterness. I didn't plan anything with anyone because I wasn't going to give into that urge. The urge that I didn't want to be alone on valentines day. ...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST |
ok I'm serious drugs here, boss. |
everything feels sick-loose and slack and electromagneticdo you have the fever?It's copper plated and contemplativeyou know, they found a way to make you quit smoking by giving you brain damage. Love ...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST |
when good gigs go bad..... |
So you who did not make it to the gig last night missed quite a spectacle. To start off, we were the first to go up. I can deal with that, and sometimes it's preferable. We loaded in...
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST |
Idiocracy- it could happen! |
I watched a film tonight called Idiocracy. you must see it. it will change your perspective on the world.
Posted by Nothing Pretty (Handsome Hank Chinaski) on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST |
