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Chris

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk... that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut!

About Me

I write things: lists; books; bouncy cheques...

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My Interests

Books,Music,Travel,pubs,clubs,cooking/eating!,Films,Creativi ty,People,... I'm interested in loads of things come to think of it, too many to list...

I'd like to meet:

Humans and Aliens
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Music:

The Police, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Kasabian, Athlete, The Prodigy, Hard-FI, G'n,R, Johnny Cash, Massive Attack, Nitin Sawhney, Radiohead, Asian Dub Foundation, Talvin Singh, Coldplay, Chemical Brothers, CCR, Godspeed! You black Emperor, Eagles,Crystal Method,Jack Johnson, The Dallas Guild, Eminem, Clapton, Garbage, Gary Moore, Green Day, Hooverphonic, Kays Choice, Sneaker Pimps,Tricky,Zero 7,Tv on the Radio,

Movies:

Godfather, Terminator,Indiana Jones flicks, Original Star Wars trilogy, LOTR, Sideways, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Interview with a Vampire, Amadeus, Being John Malkovich,Thankyou for smoking, Office space, Trading Places, Groundhog Day, Gangs of New York,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lost Boys,flatliners, Magnolia,Goodfellas, The Piano, Aliens, Beverley Hills Cop, Leon, American Beauty, Boogie Nights, Swimming with Sharks, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hedwig and the Angy Inch, Dawn of the Dead (Both), Night of the Living Dead, Dracula (Coppola's), Macbeth (Polanski's), Monsters Inc, The Exorcist, The Omen, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cool Hand Luke, Fight club, Back to the Future, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, etc etc

Television:

The Wire,The Shield,Prison Break,Grey's Anatomy,desperate housewives,Battlestar Galactica,Deadwood,The L word

Books:

Faulkner, Fitzgerald, Iain M Banks,King,Gaiman, Ellison, Herbert, Tolkien, Joyce, Wilde, Pullman, Updike, Hardy, Ibsen, Twain,Beckett,Calvino, Castenada, Duncan,Shakespeare, Chaucer, Hurston, Clavell, Harris, Voltaire, jeff Thompson, Hunter S..

Heroes:


My Blog

Chap 7

Chapter Seven.   Dillon   "Yes Mummy! What a lark" grinned Sophie, copying a word Granda had said. Susan Robert eyed her daughter suspiciously. The ten year old was prone to bouts of po...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:07:00 PST

Chapitre Six

Chapter Six. ? "They are upon us!" Wailed Khalid, his olive skin whitewashed by fear. Urine soaked through the crotch of his khaki pants and spread down his legs. The duty guards span quickly toward...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

Chapter five

Chapter Five. Stephanie "Yeah, I've seen her around." laughed the janitor as he checked the flickering elevator light again, puzzled by its insistence on blinking when it was built to shine. He had ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

chapter Four

Chapter Four.      Dutch "Fresh fuckin' air you twat!"  Dutch eyed the fat lobster-coloured Englishman warily. They were a funny race, all queuing and manners when sober an...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST

Chapter 3

Thanks, readers for your comments! (you know who you are)! Chapter Three.    Horry "I am an invisible man." Professor Horatio Kendrick roared, intending to be heard by the class of sleepy...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

Chapter Two

Chapter Two.           Bill     Nothing could go wrong. Bill Lombard had never felt better, in fact life NEVER got this good: first off, that...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST

Chapter One

Monday.     Chapter One. Jane    " Who is?" Rick asked vaguely, trying to shake off the feeling that had been scratching at a door in the back of his mind recently. "Jen and...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Rest of Intro

When a consciousness takes corporeal form on Earth (or on any other planet for that matter), a portion of it remains in Heaven. This 'bit' is our spiritual heart, the concentrated essence of what we a...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

Book One, Page One

The Angel was having a bad day. Which was odd for two reasons. Firstly, Angel's don't have days as such: nor do they have weeks; months; years; millennia or even eons. Time isn't as constant as watche...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST