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That Crazy Bitch, Lauren

crayons taste like purple

About Me

I am who I am...take it or leave it.
"i used to be crazy...but i'm alright now."
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My Interests

bein lazy, holistic health and nutrition, massage, cooking, when the sheets on my bed feel cool to the touch on my toes, organic mint body wash, chain smoking, procrastinating, vintage metal lunchboxes, binge drinking, Muppets, Fraggles, herbal teas, yummy asian food, dancing, boppin around, big fat kitty cats, candles that smell like cookies, H.R.Giger, Clive Barker, boys with girl's haircuts, frilly panties, my bellybutton, causing a "scene", being perverted, injuring myself, cutsey talk, airbrush tanning, dirty sex with my mikey, cookies & cream ice cream, cum stains, voyeurism, Whole Foods, screaming, scams, "tissue", puppets, standing in the corner and being a bitch, causing car accidents, central time crew, Brian Froud, being a living contradiction, the White Sox! (yes Jackie..Nornen likes baseball!)

I'd like to meet:

fellow muppets, fraggles, and critters.

Music:

I heart my XM radio, drum'n'bass (no way i'm gonna sit here and list dj and producer names!), the Smiths, Radiohead, Deadsy, Depeche Mode, Dj Shadow, the Pixies, the Cure, a tribe called quest, Nirvana, Bjork, Otis Redding, muziq, beck, Sigur Ros, Babes in Toyland, Pet UFO, fiona apple, tangerine dream, eric clapton, Misfits, Jane's Addiction, john B., Nine inch Nails, Patsy Cline, the Cranes, This Mortal Coil, Decendants, Postal Service, Fear Factory, Poison the Well, Portishead, Peaches, the presets, more drum'n'bass, dirty south, bad late 80's/ early 90's hip hop, and of course lotsa good ol' 80's music...

Movies:

neverending story, the big lebowski, labrynth, monsters inc, heathers, american beauty, alien, lord of the rings, i am sam, death to smoochy, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shawshank redemption, finding nemo, edward scizzorhands, big fish, boogie nights, buffalo 66, house of 1000 corpses, beetleguise, goonies, supersize me, evil dead , dead alive, nightbreed, sin city, the elephant man, freaks, bubba hotep, desent, slither, near dark, brain damage, cloverfield, nightwatch & daywatch, more horror, anything with steve buschemi in it, anything that makes me cry... i'm a big ol movie nerd these days!

Television:

Dexter, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, six feet under, 24, degrassi, fraggle rock, the state, young ones, sifl & ollie, the tribe, buffy the vampire slayer, family feud, kids in the hall, da ali g show, quantum leap, rescue me, i watch waaaay too much tv...ewww.

Books:

anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Still Life with Woodpecker, Francesca Lia Block books, The Lorax, books about herbal and holistic health

Heroes:

Jim Henson and Magic Cheese!

My Blog

Clive Barker

So tonight was absolutely amazing! Me, Mike and Julie went to Clive Barker's gallery opening tonight and his art was actually pretty impressive...surprisingly. I have been reading his new book which M...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:58:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family research...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST

it’s nice to know that good people still exist in this world

So money has been really tight and I couldn't afford to get the $170 book I needed for my Anatomy class. I couldn't even find it used anywhere for less than $100. I was gonna borrow it from someone, b...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

Got my first birthday present

from Mikey, early of course =) He got me an original AUTOGRAPHED print of this it's number 89 out of only 400 made and comes with the certificate of authenticity! I now own a real, signed H. R. Giger ...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

stress!

i'm going fucking crazy. i'm going the fail my exam tonight. for some weird reason i just can't remember any of these damn muscles. i've been sick in my stomach for the last 3 days. i hate my job and ...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

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Your Life Path Number is 11..http://images.blogthings.com/whatisyourlifepathnumberqui z/path.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your purpose in life is to inspire othersYour amazing energy draws people to y...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

worst week ever....

Copied from my LJ... so here's my week from hell. wake up saturday sick as fuck. sinus, ear, throat infection deal. still on anti biotics for it. fuckin anti biotics give me yeast infections. fucking ...
Posted by That Crazy Bitch, Lauren on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST