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About Me

I am about 23 years of age i like meeting all sorts of people i tend to get along with everyone most of the time....i like to joke around alot. I enjoi beers and other boozes. cooking cornish game hens, and sex is a plus. anyway i like to hang out and shit. i dont know what i like to do....living is always good thoughTHIS SHIT IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY
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My Interests

you are "fashioncore." your music, scene,
and YOU suck so hard. you should probably go
kill yourself.

what type of lame scenester are you?
DRINKIN, PARTYIN, WORKIN, SLEEPIN...... fuckin men in the ass... and takin shots in the mouth:)

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I'd like to meet:

anyone that is real i spose
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
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Flirting Skill Level - 99%

Kissing Skill Level - 67%

Cudding Skill Level - 26%

Sex Skill Level - 94%

Why They Love You You know exactly what they want.
Why They Hate You You talk too much.

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I Came to Kick Ass!!!

Fascist Dan

Dananana

Jizm

Keith

Rob on the Knob

BillyO

Beefcurtains

James

Jami

Hannah

N8

DJ DREW

MEXICAN

Darkest Hour

Morgan

Duder

Shorty

Irv

Lisa Lisa

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Music:

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, darkest hour, norma jean, underoath, senses fail, deamon hunter, ThRICE, 88 fingers louie (RIP), break the silence, atreyu, as i lay dying, kid dynamite (RIP), none more black, poison the well, the lawrence arms, the bouncing souls, leftover crack/choking victim, rise against, the killing tree, the movielife, the suicide machines, against all authority, from autumn to ashes, bloodhound gang, Silverstien, alexisonfire, a static lullaby, the who, emery, mindless self indulgence, tubring, avenged sevenfold, H2O, Fascist Dan, alkaline trio, NUFAN, DJ Dieselboy, Roni Size, Evol Intent, Danny tha Wildchild, Atmosphere, Aphrodite, Freaky Flow, Icey, ,shanty jism

Movies:

SMUT!!!XXX Dawn of the dead, Porno's, requium for a dream, SNUFF films , PI, Over the top (the only arm wrestling movie), American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, HORROR, too many to nameVideo code provided by Tourettesguy.com

Books:

Heroes:

Dad, anyone who does somthing that someone admires i guess

My Blog

inspiring words

All of our lives are precariously balancing on the head of a pin, we are not guaranteed another breath and all we have is now. On that note, fear nothing, enjoy life to its fullest extent, but above a...
Posted by MasturbaSean© on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

CAVEMAN 2006

Throughout the ages mankind has moved and adapted to the changing world all the while changing the world around them. Learning how to tune into the universe man has managed to make conscious leaps in ...
Posted by MasturbaSean© on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:50:00 PST

I have a Rival.......

Posted by MasturbaSean© on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:34:00 PST

Self Esteem Booster Version 2.1

Myspace is for the birds.....i am sick and tired of people posting bulleetons about how you should add some guy EXample. add him, feel free to post "add me" comments on his page, he has over 70...
Posted by MasturbaSean© on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:52:00 PST

ANOTHER....THIS IS NICE WE ARE ALL VICTIMS

Posted by MasturbaSean© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hair Cuts

I AM A TRUE HATER

Going Out to Eat. It used to be fun, an exciting new experience, now it sucks. Every bullshit chain restaurant has the same bland, overpriced menu. Customers on their cell phones are annoying. Smokers...
Posted by MasturbaSean© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE GRUDGE:

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Posted by MasturbaSean© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CRACK SMOKIN LAWYERS

I SAW A LAWYER SMOKE CRACK!!! AND HE WAS A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL!!! HE HAD A VAST SELECTION OF GAY MUSIC!!! HITS FROM CELINE DION AND MICHAEL JACKSON!!! QUOTE OF THE NIGHT WAS..."YOU GUYS LIKE...
Posted by MasturbaSean© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AN IMPOSTER IN THE MIDSTS

SO APPARENTLY SOMEONE FEELS THAT I'M COOL ENOUGH TO IMPERSONATE.... HERE IS THE LOW DOWN... SOMEONE LOGGED ON TO MY EX CHICKIES MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND APPARENTLY SENT SOME GIRL SOME MAIL SIGNED WITH ...
Posted by MasturbaSean© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST