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chris

mindlesshungryzombie

About Me

I spend most of my time thinking up stupid sh*t, like what it would be like to own a mall and live in it as your house... Oh, yeah, and I'm also a broke-ass artist on the side. You can check my crazy artist blog here.ModMySpace Profile Customizer

My Interests

I'm trying to design the car engine of the future. I can't give away the details, but as a teaser I can tell you it's mostly made out of celery and cabbage.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody from another planet. Unless they have probes or needles. Or look like bugs. Bugs creep me out.

Music:

Radiohead, Postal Service, Interpol, Death Cab for Cutie. The Yeah Yeah Yeah's.

Movies:

Anything with a gigantic animal that attacks people in it. Also anything with aliens, spaceships, and stupid soldiers with complicated futuristic weaponry. And anything with elves, orcs, goblins, or small people with furry toes who act pretty gay. If there are vampires, or zombies, that's a good sign. Plus, if a character spends most of the movie drunk, or knows martial arts, or both, that's good, too. And if people die in the movie, or there are car chases or explosions, I might watch it then, too.

Television:

see Movies above.

Books:

I only like the ones with black marks printed on lightly colored processed wood pulp.

Heroes:

The Pope. Howard Pyle. Han Solo. Joe Montana. Carl Lewis. Robert Lewis Stevenson. Hunter S. Thomspson. Pablo Picasso.

My Blog

Hi, Blog

I just noticed you were there, thought I'd give you a shout. You're special, blog, because you're my first one. Because you're so special, blog, tell you what I'm going to do-- I'm going to tell you a...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:16:00 PST