Satan, so we can renegotiate my contract...
God, so I can ask him why the fuck he made Satan so damn evil...
I like music about, guns, killing, women, drink'n, Jesus, gambling, sin, and Satan. Willie Nelson, Clutch, The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty, Reverend Horton Heat, Scott H. Biram, The Kinks, Flametrick Subs, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Cure, M.I.A., Hank III, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Bad Religion, Falco (That's right man, I said F*ckin Falco!), Black Sabbath, The Specials, Madness, The Clash, Portis Head, White Zombie, Abba, Cee Lo Green, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Premarital Sextet, and The Doodle Town Pipers.
I like movies about zombies, and werewolves, and samurai. I am also a big fan of any film involving alien invaders, space marines with M41A pulse rifles, and or giant mutant bug/lizard things with sharp teeth/mandibles. Don't bother me with that art-film crap... if you want an eye opening or life changing experience go read a book.
The Venture Brothers, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, Futurama, Samurai Champloo, The Simpsons... Yeah, I like cartoons.
I am a serious bibliophile so here is a brief list of authors that I have enjoyed recently: James Morrow, Umberto Eco, Chuck Palahniuk, Of course Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Karl Edward Wagner, Brian McNaughton, Douglas Adams, Robert E. Howard, George R.R. Martin. Terry Brooks is a know-nothing hack that has made a living by cannibalizing Tolkien's work. There is nothing good about who he is or what he does. I wouldn't piss on the man to put him out if he were on fire
It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would set aside all the intellectual progress of years, and plunge us back into the darkness of mediaeval disbelief.-H.P. Lovecraft