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Walking Jewish Murder Machine

Hey educated white middle class: When the heartless American system is done reducing us working whit

About Me

Sold my soul to the devil at age 18 and as far as I can tell I have yet to reap any benefits other than the complete freedom that comes with a predetermined fate of eternal damnation...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Satan, so we can renegotiate my contract...
God, so I can ask him why the fuck he made Satan so damn evil...

Music:

I like music about, guns, killing, women, drink'n, Jesus, gambling, sin, and Satan. Willie Nelson, Clutch, The Ramones, Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty, Reverend Horton Heat, Scott H. Biram, The Kinks, Flametrick Subs, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Cure, M.I.A., Hank III, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, Bad Religion, Falco (That's right man, I said F*ckin Falco!), Black Sabbath, The Specials, Madness, The Clash, Portis Head, White Zombie, Abba, Cee Lo Green, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Premarital Sextet, and The Doodle Town Pipers.

Movies:

I like movies about zombies, and werewolves, and samurai. I am also a big fan of any film involving alien invaders, space marines with M41A pulse rifles, and or giant mutant bug/lizard things with sharp teeth/mandibles. Don't bother me with that art-film crap... if you want an eye opening or life changing experience go read a book.

Television:

The Venture Brothers, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, Futurama, Samurai Champloo, The Simpsons... Yeah, I like cartoons.

Books:

I am a serious bibliophile so here is a brief list of authors that I have enjoyed recently: James Morrow, Umberto Eco, Chuck Palahniuk, Of course Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Karl Edward Wagner, Brian McNaughton, Douglas Adams, Robert E. Howard, George R.R. Martin. Terry Brooks is a know-nothing hack that has made a living by cannibalizing Tolkien's work. There is nothing good about who he is or what he does. I wouldn't piss on the man to put him out if he were on fire

Heroes:

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would set aside all the intellectual progress of years, and plunge us back into the darkness of mediaeval disbelief.-H.P. Lovecraft

My Blog

Our nerd king is dead.

Gary Gygax passed away on March fourth 2008. I wish I had taken the time to send him a letter of gratitude when he was still alive. As the creator of Dungeons and Dragons he was responsible for my lif...
Posted by Walking Jewish Murder Machine on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:47:00 PST

Ultra-hip obscure indie rock

I have noticed that the music sections on my space are kind of a Hipper-Than-Thou catalog of artistically acclaimed bands listed in ascending order of obscurity in a manic attempt to outdo other MySpa...
Posted by Walking Jewish Murder Machine on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

Tattoo Etiquette

I am a member of a very exclusive club. We are the few, the proud, the tattooed. I was not aware of the elite status of this unique brotherhood prior to my first tattoo. Nor was I aware of the strengt...
Posted by Walking Jewish Murder Machine on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

Through the ages...


Posted by Walking Jewish Murder Machine on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

Mimes make better ninjas than clowns

Mimes make better ninjas than clowns, cause mimes are silent and they are terrifying. You would have no way of knowing if a mime decided to sneak  into your house while you were sleeping, th...
Posted by Walking Jewish Murder Machine on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST