Mark

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Name: Mark
Birthplace: In a hospital

Current Location: Fair Oaks
Eye Color: Varies
Hair Color: Blonde
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: This is actually very complicated. Sometime in the last 100,000 years my ancestors migrated out of Africa and eventually made their way up into Scandanavia, then from there they came across on a boat to America(wanderlust runs in the family I guess). However, since my ancestors were originally from Africa, I would have to say that technically I am African American .
Your Weakness: I am the epitome of perfection, how could I possibly have a weakness? :-) okay, pizza, there, how is that for an answer?
Your Perfect Pizza: What is not perfect about a pizza?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Total World domination
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta turn that *#$ d#%n f%$#i@g alarm clock off!
Your Bedtime: Over the summer I have been finding myself and I think that I am by nature nocturnal, and it is stupid societal conventions that force me to go to bed at a certain time
Your Most Missed Memory: The time I was abducted by aliens in my bedroom and taken to the planet Xoria, where they described to me how to end world hunger, poverty, war, cure cancer, etc..but I don't remember any of it because it is missing memory. I look at this on the bright side, in that fortunately I don't remember the anal probe part of it either.
Pepsi or Coke: Iced tea
McDonalds or Burger King: yuck! In N' Out Burger Rules
Single or Group Dates: Generally a single date, but a group date is fine as long as I am the only guy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever
Chocolate or Vanilla: do I have to make these difficult choices?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Double tall iced mocha with whipped cream
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: Fuck no, Dammit, I would never fucking swear!
Do you Sing: in the shower, or at kareoke when I am really drunk, then I am a really good singer
Do you Shower Daily: only when the lice start to get really annoying
Favorite Hot Spots: Krakatoa, Mt. St. Helens, Yellowstone
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: Not really, but I suppose I could start my own cult of self-worship and call it Markism, then I could say I believe in myself.
Your Most Humbling Experience: Being attacked by an Aplodontia, a prehistoric beast that still lurks in the dark heart of the Pacific Northwest rainforests. [URL]http://www.infowright.com/mtbeaver/[/URL] This ferocious attack, which occured in my childhood, has left me scarred for life.
Your Fears: Coming face to face with an Aplodontia in a dark alley

Do you think you are Attractive: I am a hot piece of man-candy, and no woman can resist me
Are you a Health Freak: Does keylime cheesecake count as health food?
Do you get along with your Parents: Now that I live in a different state we get along great
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like to watch thunderstorms when I am out playing golf, except when it also starts raining golfball sized hail, then things get kinda confusing
Do you play an Instrument: took guitar lessons when I was a kid, my instructor made me play all these retarded songs, like this one about going out to the garden to eat worms, big fat juicy ones, long slim slimy ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms yum yum:) Imagine singing that to a girl?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only fine wine, I am too much of a snob for the other stuff, except when I am out getting smashed with friends
In the past month have you Smoked: this is getting tiresome, I already answered this!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I just took some extra strength Excedrin for the headache I am getting answering all these dumb questions.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't like dates. I think oranges and pears taste much better for some reason.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: like...totally
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That's what I should have for dinner! Great Idea!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, I should never hitch a ride on a garbage truck, bad bad bad
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, I have reformed my criminal ways since I stole that orange in the grocery store when I was 7(see below), I am a model citizen now
What is the last thing you read: A solicitation letter asking me if I wanted to join a secret society-you know, one of those ones that secretly rules the world and has a bunch of famous people in it. In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hair and eye color don't matter to me, as long as I think she is hot. I'll know when I meet her

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Number of CDs I own: Aren't those the things they had before the internet and mp3 players?

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Number of things in my Past I Regret: Wasting my valuable time filling out this stupd dumbass survey. Oh, and if you actually took anything I wrote here seriously, then you have absolutely no sense of humor:-)

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Immortality Institute

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