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Noah Martin

I love the powerglove. It's so... bad.

About Me

I play bass/recorded for a couple phenominal acts (ARSIS, Blood Promise, Dark Empire, Mithril Force, Suspyre, etc.).

My girlfriend is better than yours. Here's why.
C: I wish I could burp for long preiods of time and use that as my vocal singing/screaming.

NC

I live for shredding.

I live for progressive and power metal.

I am honest, polite, and of all things, well-spoken.

I am athletic and strong-willed.

I am driven and determined.

I live life in moderation, moderately.




L I N K S

My Interests

I enjoy playing old nintendo games, practicing music, staying up for days at a time to watch entire seasons of awesome tv shows, playing internet reversi and pwning bitches from France, visiting my family and friends, D&D, dragon dice, laughing, being goofy, teaching music, meeting up with really old friends, taking walks, grammar, searching around the internet to buy battle-grade swords, riding through places I've never been and getting lost, trampolines, climbing trees, finishing songs, touring, 3-d puzzles, and driving alone.



I'd like to meet:

I would like to hang out with the following people:

Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Nick Swardson, Mitch Hedberg, Beth Littleford, The Lonely Island "dudes", Sean Cullen (Corky and the Juicepigs).

Olivia Hussey, Gina Gershon, Tina Fey, Diane Lane, Joey Lauren Adams


Bjorn Lynne, Jari Maenpaa, Basil Pelodouris, Jeff Berlin

AIM............. HuVi 450
Yahoo......... bmffourfifty
MSN............ [email protected] (just use my email)

Music:


To name a few...

Abba
ACDC
Adagio
Allen, Russell
Am I Blood
Andrew W.K.
Angel Witch
Angra
Anthrax
Antimatter
Anti Nowhere League
Antithesis
Aquaria
Arch Enemy
Arcturus
Ark
Arsis
Avian
Axenstar
Ayreon

Bach, Johann Sebastian (egad...)
Barilari, Adrian
Beatallica
Beatles, The
Berlin, Jeff
Beyond Twilight
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Blitzkrieg
Blood Promise
Blue Oyster Cult
Booker T. & the MG's
Brahms, Johannes
Brainstorm
Brak
Bruckner, Anton
Budgie

Cage
Cans
Cellador
Chastain, David T.
Children of Bodom
Cipher System
Cloudscape
Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains
Cocker, Joe
Concerto Moon
Corrosion of Conformity
Coven, Randy
Cream
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Cryhavoc

Dark Empire
Darkane
Danzig
Deep Purple
Demons and Wizards
Diamond Head
Dick Dale and the Del-Tones
Dickinson, Bruce
Dio
Dion and the Belmonts
Disarmonia Mundi
Dissection
Dokaka
Doors, the
Dragonforce
Dragonland
Dream Evil
Dream Theater
Dreams Fall
Dreamspace
DVDA
Dvorak, Anton

Eagles, The
Eagles of Death Metal, The
Elfman, Danny
Eluveitie Elwing
Eklundh, Mattias
Empyreon
Ensiferum
Epica
Evergrey

Faith No More
Ferguson, Maynard
Fight
Firewind
Freak Kitchen

Galneryus
Game Over
Gnar Kill
God Dethroned
Goldsmith, Jerry
Gordian Knot
Grave Digger
Green Jelly
Grim Reaper

Halford
Hammerfall
Hellfueled
Heroes 4 Hire
Hibria
Holocaust
Holsinger, David
Holst, Gustav
Hot Butter

Iced Earth
Impelliterri
In Flames
Ion Vein
Iron Butterfly
Iron Fire
Iron Maiden
Iron Savior

Jackson, Michael
Jag Panzer
James, Bob
Jarzombek, Ron
Johnson, Eric
Judas Priest

Kamelot
Kiaus
Killing Joke
Korpiklaani
Kreator
Kyuss

Lande, Jorn
Latvala Bros
Led Zeppelin
Lilitu
Lively Ones, The
Lost Horizon
Lynne, Bjorn

M+Brio Phlesch
Magic Kingdom
Magnitude 9
Malmsteen, Yngwie
Manowar
Manticora
Masterplan
Megadeth
de Meij, Johan
Mendelsohnn, Felix
Meshuggah
Metallica
Mercenary
Mercyful Fate
Misfits
Mithril Force
Morricone, Ennio
Mors Principium Est
Morse, Steve
Motrhead
Mystic Prophecy

Narnia
Nation
Nightrage
Nightwish
Nocturnal Rites
Norther

Operatika

Pagan's Mind
Pantera
Pastorius, Jaco
Persuader
Pink Floyd
Planet X
Poledouris, Basil
Powerglove
Pretty Maids
Primal Fear
Prokofiev, Sergei (hell yes)
Pyramaze

Queen

Racer X
Rage
Rhapsody
Rising Faith
Rota, Nino
Roth, Uli Jon
Rush

Saratoga
Satriani, Joe
Savage Circus
Scar Symmetry
Sentenced
VII Gates
Shakira
Shannon, Dell
Shirelles, the
Sieg, Dan
Silvestri, Alex
Sinergy
69 Eyes
Skolnick Trio
Sonata Arctica
Spastic Ink
Spiral Architect
Star One
Stormwarrior
Stratovarius
Suspyre
Sweet Savage
Symphony X

Tarot
Tchiachovsky, Petey
Testament
Thin Lizzy
Thine Eyes Bleed
3 Inches of Blood
Threshold
Time Requiem
Treasureland
Turilli, Luca
Tyrant Eyes

UFO
Until Destiny

Vai, Steve
Valens, Ritchie
Vangelis (aka, Evangelos Papathanassiou and Vanglis Papathanassiou)
Verdi, Giuseppe
Vision Divine

Watchtower
Weller, Corbet
Williams, John (egad, again...)
Willis, Wesley
Wintersun
Within Temptation
Within Y
Wizard

Zappa, Frank
Zimmer, Hans

Movies:

For starters: Ghostbusters, Jacob's Ladder, Way of the Gun, 13th Warrior, Detroit Rock City, Heavy Metal, From Dusk til Dawn, Napoleon Dynamite, West Side Story, Anchorman, A Clockwork Orange, Spinal Tap, Full Metal Jacket, Berserk, Braveheart, Kill Bill, anything Mel Brooks, Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Old School, Big Trouble in Little China, Chinatown, anything Monty Python, anything Marx Brothers, anything Mel Brooks, Cutting Moments (thanks Derek... grabs hedge clippers), American Psycho, Vampire Hunter D, Batman, Marathon Man, The Shining, Ricky Oh: The Story of Ricky, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, Fern Gully, Team America: World Police, Orgazmo, The Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Magnificent Seven, Ninja Scroll, Romeo and Juliet (60's), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, The Doors, The Brave Little Toaster, Clerks, Dogma, Yellow Submarine, Help!, Hard Day's Night, Batman Begins, Office Space, The English Patient (sue me already), Natural Born Killers, etc.
For the most part, I like films that don't have anything to do with illegally racing cars, Kevin Costner, and being 'Xtreme' [crosses forearms above head, drinks a Mountain Dew, then leaps off a cliff tied to several bedsheets]. I also frown when a preview gives away the entire movie.

Heroes:

Steven Hayes.

My Blog

Ryan: How can normal people like you & me... fuck celebrities?

Well, by this point... drums are done and being edited.  Guitars for 4 or 5 songs are done.  Ryan and I are just sitting around, doing nothing but feeling hungry because we're so bored. ...
Posted by Noah Martin on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:48:00 PST

Burn the Bridge Behind you. Leave no Retreat.

There's only one way home. Everytime I hear those lyrics, I think of AFB.  A lot of things make me think of him, that being things we've together experienced.  I think about him even when I...
Posted by Noah Martin on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:03:00 PST

Friggin' pwnd!859y2r4hwpq837fiub 1337 sauce

So, I spent most of yesterday throwing knives and axes. I think I found my new hobby. I was consecutively hitting the target (with a 2 ft diameter) with at least 4 out of 6 knives from about 20 ft awa...
Posted by Noah Martin on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:51:00 PST

Awake... oh serpent of my heart. It is time.

Baby, I'm comin' home tonight. I've missed Virginia Beach. I also miss Atlanta. You can't have your cake and eat it too, I guess. Virginia Beach is my "cake," while Atlanta is my "eat it too."I've bee...
Posted by Noah Martin on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:20:00 PST

Good times, bad times.

I played some good... no... GREAT games of v-ball today.  Of the three teams playing, ours, of course, was called Team Death or Glory.  Good times, definitely.  I'm still sweaty and itc...
Posted by Noah Martin on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

Arsis drinks and drives, and Canada doesn't like that.

So... we didn't get into Canada.  Louisville, KY tomorrow.  Lots of good times so far.  Everyone on the tour is radical.  Here's the rundown: God Forbid... cool.  Mnemic... di...
Posted by Noah Martin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Giving birth on labor day gives irony an entirely new dimension.

I just started thinking about suicide notes.  Man... when does one get to that breaking point when they just say, "I'm done."  I was just thinking "I'm done" in a different context, but I re...
Posted by Noah Martin on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST

Impact of H. D. Bonner's words...

Man, these lyrics mean so much more to me now. With every word, in every way, we were meant to last. We were meant to be (oh baby now). I gave all I could and I took even more, But who's keeping sco...
Posted by Noah Martin on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:47:00 PST

Am I Really Like a Horse?

The Arsis album is almost done.  At this point, I have two tracks left.  The Suspyre album has been done.  I'm pretty proud of both.  I'm even pretty proud of the Dark Empire remas...
Posted by Noah Martin on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

Seizing an opportunity means 'sacrifice'

I blew Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dragonforce, etc.  What's next? Never again. I will be the next Gus G.  I've seized opportunities, which is why I'm here in Atlanta.  I'm better than ...
Posted by Noah Martin on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST