Shit Saucers and a Pussy Page |
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
So... just to post this on my pathetic little online blog that serves an even lesser remedy than toilet paper to the liquid shit that comes out of most people's brains...
I'd like...
Posted by Candice on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:29:00 PST |
Bad Metaphors, Washing Machines, Bra's, and No Sleep |
Life is a washing machine. Sometimes you need a good wash. Sometimes you need a delicate cycle. But if you don't use the right soap you'll still smell like shit.
I'd like to think I'...
Posted by Candice on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST |
Dysfunction Junction |
Dysfunction Junction
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Posted by Candice on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST |
Summer Mode |
Ah.......... mosquitos... cockroaches.... cicadas....
Summer is around the corner. But in the meantime the spring thunderstorms and tornado sirens are working overtime in our neck of the... plai...
Posted by Candice on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:17:00 PST |
Another sad excuse for a blog. |
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50 things that might not be completely random but are still pretty random about YOU1. Where is your dad right now?Not sure. Who knows. I don't. Do you? Maybe he's wiping h...
Posted by Candice on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:31:00 PST |
white chicks and gang signs |
white chicks and gang signs
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Posted by Candice on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST |
Wichita Life |
I've lived in Wichita on and off for eight years now. "What does that mean exactly?" One may ask...
This means I've moved out of Wichita and been stupid enough to come back.
You see, it'...
Posted by Candice on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST |
Big Bang Theory and How to Create Your Own Universe 101 |
So, I went out last night (all night) for the first time in....... a long time... and I encountered a real asshole who nearly opened up his zipper and ended up almost getting a cigg on his equipment a...
Posted by Candice on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST |
On why most chicks scare guys (and in my case reversed) well, you get the idea (I think) |
So before you all think I'm nuts for having a subject line like that I guess I'm responding to the many women I've talked to in the past three months asking me things like, "Candice where art thou in ...
Posted by Candice on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST |
Our heads came off in the middle of the night |
So I finally lie down to go to sleep after 2 a.m.
An hour later my daughter wakes me up, "Mom, you know why I'm waking you up and crying?" she says while sniffling loudly in my ear "..it's because I ...
Posted by Candice on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST |
