Member Since: 3/29/2006
Band Website: dephasers.tk
Band Members:
MyGen
Profile GeneratorTo me it is given the doubteble honour to present you de history of a band called dePhasers. I consider it doubteble because more than down to earth Rock and Roll I would lable dePhasers Rock and Roll more a way of surfiving than a regular band. Lets take a more closer look to all 5 members.
Braggero
Lets start with leadsinger Jordi Braggero. 28 years and still living with his parents. Last time he went outside was 23 years ago. Only for concerts he makes exeptions allthough while taking heavy tranquilizers. Rehearsing take place in the house of Jordis parents. In the kindergarden Jordi had to stand a lot of physical and psychological violence. He had no friends or shelter. Even the teachers treated him that awfull that Jordi had left his confidence in complete humanity. Jordi lives the days by counting cars that park in the street he lives in. He enjoys desinging grafics using all numbers he makes during the day.
Biggest wish of Jordi: To get a contract with a known publisher to present all his stats in a nice green book.
Xav-I
Bass player Xavi he once was a flea living in the bathroom rehearsing local for years until a huge tsunami drop him into the bassement! A Toxic waste gave him the human apparence and a few feelings...Then, in his new home, he learned how to play the bass night after night.. improving his style while the band where sleeping.. . Suddently, one day the band came too early to rehearsal and discover playing his instruments....After a trouble they decided to gave him the opportunity of been a Dephasers member, despite he has stoled some instruments...
Klaas
Drummer Klaas is the most unknown member of this band. Most people doubt if he has a personality. Coulourblindness and dislectism make him a very easy pray for funny jokes. He wonders why people laugh when he is send away to buy scissors to cut soe oil. Klaas has made several psycholgical tests but never they could proove that he has an autistic problem. Though everybody doubts about the results of those tests.
Klaas sells lotery for ONCE.
Eixarc
Shark Gold-Mike Scaramis: Hes one hell of a lucky bastard. The only reason he still plays in this band is because he doesnt know how to dissapoint people. Shark has won several times the lotery (once). He has a beautyfull house and has been asked a lot of times to play in famous bands but he never coud say goodbye to the dePhasers. Shark is known. Most people consider him as a very handsome guy. Shark is rich because of the royalties he recieves on surround sound. 423 Guitars are safely guarded in his pleasant house.
Shark always makes people show up for conserts, drives, manages the band, takes care of the rehearsals, composes the songs, buys strings, sticks, batteries, and all further bands nesseries.
dJ2
You would not realize the first time youd see Jordi Guitar Watson that he is already close to 80 years. His father was a soldier in the first world war. Chemical weaponry have infected Jordis father in a miracle way that his only son will never become fysicaly and mentally older then 27. Only an accident can kill Jordi. Though Jordi does not live a normal life, he handles it with a huge sense of humor.
Famous frases: 'I have been there' and 'I know'.
All this together make dePhasers more then just a band. Most of people feel pity for them, but that would not be the only reason to visit a concert. DePhasers do stand for Rock and Roll, Pureness, Incomplicity on a nice melody.
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