Even when I lie I'm telling the Truth

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: If you don't know now you know......
Birthday: every day
Birthplace: tehachapi
Current Location: I'll let you know when I figure it out
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextriest (but can't spell it)
Your Heritage: MEXICAN/IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Same as yesterday (classisc K-swiss)
Your Weakness: Big Butt & a smile
Your Fears: I'll wake up and discover it was a nightmare
Your Perfect Pizza: Mexican Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More sober days than drunk ones
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never instant messaged
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is it always hard
Your Best Physical Feature: IBID
Your Bedtime: Whenever your ready
Your Most Missed Memory: The ones I can't remeber
Pepsi or Coke: Rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: In & Out
Single or Group Dates: Menage's
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mr. T
Chocolate or Vanilla: The swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't do drugs
Do you Smoke: Contact High count
Do you Swear: Fuck No!!
Do you Sing: Whistle while I work
Do you Shower Daily: If I am concious
Have you Been in Love: You can't buy it.
Do you want to go to College: I think I did, It's blurry
Do you want to get Married: To the mob
Do you belive in yourself: No, only in miricles
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, E-motion makes me sick
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when I'm drunk
Are you a Health Freak: Yes I eat one triangle meal a day!
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when were drunk
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live in GA and am from CA what do you think!!
Do you play an Instrument: Like Dr. J played basketball.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I think it meant in the past month have you not.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm High on life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only to find a date
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do Mixed girls count
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Too Easy
In the past month have you been on Stage: Everyday
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not sure it's that skinny anymore.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Time, Just Time
Ever been Drunk: Silly question,
Ever been called a Tease: Of course I am saving it for marriage
Ever been Beaten up: Once but he aplogized before I buried him
Ever Shoplifted: I don't do misdemeanors
How do you want to Die: In a blaze
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: I hate country music.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bedroom
Favourite Hair Color: yours
Short or Long Hair: airstripe
Height: Tall enough
Weight: Won't crush me
Best Clothing Style: apple bottom
Number of Drugs I have taken: Taken or Sold?
Number of CDs I own: I only steal music
Number of Piercings: as many as you got
Number of Tattoos: Midgets scare me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are for losers

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