Searching the land in order to taste the elusive perfect Burrito! I even went to the nether regions of Jalisco only to discover that they don't eat Burritos in Mexico! The locals called me a, "Pinche guerro!" which one kind local told me means, "Almighty God!" in Spanish. That's funny I must be a God in Mexico because I kept hearing that wherever I went
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, The San Diego Chicken, Mr. T, The Fonz, Jesus, and Billy Dee Williams
I love it when someone says that they're into punk and they proceed to tell me that they listen to Simple Plan, Jimmy Eat World and Fall Out Boy! It's not that I'm a music snob or anything but I'll punch someone in the face if they say, "Yeah Three Doors Down rocks!" Even though "American Idol" is an entertaining show, it's ruining the fabric of music! I mean who are the idiots buying "Daughtry's" CD? I simply don't trust bands with goofy "bob" haircuts and wearing mascara! You got that Jared Leto? I HATE YOU! My favorite band in college was Kid Power but then again I was drinking a lot the times when I saw them play. When you're that inebriated Yoko Ono dueting with a screaming monkey sounds like Luther Vandross! "Wind It Up!" by Gwen Stefani is quite possibly the stupidest song I've ever heard and boy I've heard some pretty dumb ones over the years!
I will go to my grave defending the Star Wars "Prequels." Yeah maybe they lacked some of the original trilogy's magic but I accept them on their own merit and love them just as much as the original! My only dilemma now is whether to show my son the Star Wars saga in chronological order or in the order in which I experienced them. If I choose to let him see it in chronological order, the impact of "I am your father!" will be less significant. However, finding out the Emperor was actually a Sith and watching Anakin turn to the dark side will be pretty heartbreaking in it's own right if my child knows nothing of Darth Vaders origin! My son's first words will be, "Dad you're a dork!"
I'm consumed by "Lost". I eat, drink and sleep that show and have investigated every god damn theory why those bastards are on that island! I watch "Entourage" and think, that could have been my friends and I if we were talented and good looking. Tony Soprano wasn't killed in the last episode, GET OVER IT!
"Me fail english? That's Unpossible!" I love Ralph Wiggum. Seriously the last books I read were "Superfudge" and "Tales of the 4th Grade Nothing." My teacher once asked me to do a book report on, "How to Eat Fried Worms" so during my report to the class I decided to demonstrate what I learned. Mr. Fong the school janitor who always refused to put air in my kickball had to buy extra sawdust to lay on all of the puke in the classroom. God I loved college
David Blaine, your magic is real and I believe in you! Tyra Banks, your public display of courage on your talkshow is heroic in my book! George Takei is badass!