Hubby

I live in Noma which is pretty cool. I have the best wifey in the world! She's hot, brings me spaghetti and meatballs and brings home the bacon! Anyhow, I do all kinds of cool stuff on a regular basis with one of my best buddies. He likes to dare me to eat jalapenos and drink hot sauce from the bottle while he wears a cereal box on his head. I think about going to see bands play quite a bit. I usually then decide to wash the dishes or do some yard work instead. I used to DJ from time to time. I was like the new Moby or Spindarella n shit but really, really deep (like digging a hole to China) underground. I also used to be kind of a scenester in the punk/rock n roll scene in San Francisco. I retired from all that though to pursue my dream of having a family and my New Years resolution of having six pack abs by summer. Anyhow, some say I was the greatest player in Tehachapi High School Football History! I tend to agree with that notion. I used a chainsaw for the first time in like two years the other day. I hung up the bar three times which was lame. I did take down a pretty big Acaia though, which was cool.