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Duke E. Splatter

Born In Sin Come On In! Storm of the Century-Stephen King

About Me

I'm a bit eccentric and not many people can figure me out I guess (ask the ex g-friends) but in some ways predictable, everyone is I suppose. I'm a bit of a recluse like Obi Wan Kenobi. I like looking at old circus freak photos and researching their life, I don't laugh at them unless they live in the mountains of Tennessee! I've played the bass guitar for 17 years now damn I'm getting old! I like learning about other cultures and discovering new types of music or foreign bands. I once had a midget pick a fight with me but you know what they say you fight one of them you have to fight them all! By the way, NO I'm NOT ASIAN! If you care I'm Native American, Mexican, and Irish yes I like eating burritos, drinking whiskey, and more whiskey (although I prefer Canadian, it's cheap)! Yes I know these are stereotypes but they are stereotypes because there is some truth to them, fortunately or unfortunately! If you can't laugh at yourself then I feel sorry for you! I'm amazed that women are almost never cock-eyed and guys are ya know have one eye bigger than the other or more slanted rather more often anyways. Oh I don't drive a bad ass car and make tons of money. I've been compared to a landfill mixed with Ed of Shaun of The Dead but I actually have a job, have my own place, hate Jaguar cars, and more than one friend unlike Ed. I do good imitations of accents and I'm a sturdy drinking buddy! Also

My Interests

Listening to music and watching Ice Hockey and shooting my 1939 Soviet Mosin-Nagant. Oh yeah playing music as well! I'm a bass player for a Cure tribute band! I've opened for Lucky Dube, Burning Spear, Majek Fashek, Steel Pulse, Third World, Joe Higgs, and Ladysmith Black Mambazo, also played a few gigs with the late great Rev. Robert Ealy (Blues)as of late Morgan Heritage. It's not that interesting, but one thing is and that is, why the hell do people get married? You lose your freedom, whats wrong with not having to answer to anyone?

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Reggae, real Reggae!(not that fake Spanish shit!) The Cure (unfortunately), The Smiths, Bjork, Goodwyn, The Sex Pistols, KISS, Willie Nelson, Bauhaus, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Peter Tosh, Dennis Brown, Matubaruka, Burning Spear, Gabrielle Roth, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, John Lennon, The Beatles, Run D.M.C., really old school rap! Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death, Queen, Tchaikovksky, Peter Gabriel, Osibisa, Morrissey, Linton Kwesi-Johnson, Prince Far-I, Joy Division, 7A, Dead Can Dance, Eek-A-Mouse

Movies:

Enemy at the Gates, Sling Blade, The Color Purple, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Elephant Man, Saving Private Ryan, Glory, K-19, Freaks, A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Casino, Harold and Maude, The Crying Game, In the Name of the Father, The Prestige, Borat, Old Star Wars trilogy, Ray, School Of Rock, 40 Year Old Virgin, CRASH, Shaun Of The Dead, Storm Of The Century, Butterfly Effect, Places In The Heart, Full Metal Jacket, Joan Of Arc (The Messenger)Hot Fuzz!!!! Super Bad

Television:

British comedy, The Office(UK Version Only),Absolutely Fabulous, The Young Ones, Chef, Dallas Stars, Antiques Roadshow, Soviet and Nazi documentaries, that English chef who friggin curses everything!!!he rox ballz!!!!funniest bastard of all time!!!Chappelle Show!!! Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimern

Books:

Books are'nt they obsolete?! I'd rather twiddle my thumbs!

Heroes:

Geronimo, Plenty Coup, Sitting Bull, Qhanah Parker (when he was a fighter) Vasily Zaitsev, Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Andropov, Nikita Krushchev, Vladimir Lenin, Pancho Villa, Bob Marley, My grandparents and mom.......and anyone who fights the wealthy and upper class or sux up to them to better their lives, Karl Marx! Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Bishop Desmond Tutu, Muhammed Ali, Howard Stern, and Robin Quivers, Winston Churchill, George Washington, The Red Army! Marshall Zhukov

My Blog

Screw Tibet!

Okay, this is just a rant and I just feel like it! I don't know fucking shit about Tibet but it seems like a bunch of dudes learning Kung-Fu in orange robes and bitching about China. They think they h...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:45:00 PST

Living Up To My Name!

Damn, since Friday I have been shitting my brains out and here it is Monday! I've had cramps nearly constantly like a woman on the rag with endometriosis! It's unfuckingbelievable, writhing in pain li...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:45:00 PST

Hmm

I'm beginning to think...... you know how most assholes are oblivious to the fact that they are an asshole like the guy in Sling Blade? Well I'm beginning to think that I must be an asshole like him &...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

Give Me A Push, Bitch!

I was at work the other day gazing out the door at work and I saw this lady in a wheelchair at the ATM. All of a sudden I thought to myself, I wonder if people in wheel chairs are just really plain fu...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:44:00 PST

My Day With A Genius!

I have to write this down because I can't stop thinking about it! I remember about a year ago a friend and I were driving to a gig on some lake, and we were discussing our drinking habits. I sometimes...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:34:00 PST

Red CAca (repost)

Just wanted to repost my recent BLOG of that awful place! I’m warning you again! God damn! I think I had the worst burrito of my life at the Red Cactus on University Dr.! That fuckin shit ain&rs...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:02:00 PST

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I should drive my truck into a pillar?
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:52:00 PST

Red Caca!

God damn! I think I had the worst burrito of my life at the Red Cactus on University Dr.! That fuckin shit ain't fit for cockroaches much less a Norway Rat! Overpriced for something that is the size o...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST

Overjoyed

Insert The Cure lyrics here just copy and paste my friends! Anyways, my favorite type of weather is here, cold, snowing, and shit! I've got whiskey and my dog to keep me warm and all is good. I told m...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:20:00 PST

Swan Lake

I thought this shit only happened cause of stupid rednecks, evidently Rednecks are fucking everywhere! This is disgusting.................................................. ......................... 'I...
Posted by Duke E. Splatter on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:31:00 PST