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Loyal Heart Lindsay

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye.
You must be such a fool to pass me by.

Credentials:
    The Uncontested Queen of Unrequited Love biggest "Fag Hag" in Baltimore straightedge for 24 years and counting. a natural nocturnal nightowl Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp, 29 degrees Scorpio extensive knowledge of astrology, especially fond of Leos and Cancers. passionate about everything worth believing in bleeding heart liberal with absolutely no tolerance for close-mindedness and hatred Christian, but not in the conventional church-going way affectionate and loving kind-hearted absurdly optimistic a loyal friend frank and open easily exciteable sensitive soul with romantic tendencies intense, magnetic personality a storm of emotions finds beauty in sadness a very sexual dancer obsessed with all things Morrissey, and a foremost authority on the subject eclectic music taste, with special concentration in 80s pop and new wave film connoiseur wordsmith and livejournaler impeccable memory skilled whistler a sometimes karaoke-ist an insatiable sweet-tooth an excellent speller

Remember:
Far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood-- one warm and caring, and right before your eyes.
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There is a legend about a bird which sings just once in its life, more sweetly than any other creature on the face of the earth. From the moment it leaves the nest it searches for a thorn tree, and does not rest until it has found one. Then, singing among the savage branches, it impales itself upon the longest, sharpest spine. And, dying, it rises above its own agony to out-carol the lark and the nightingale. One superlative song, existance the price. But the whole world stills to listen, and God in His heaven smiles. For the best is only bought at the price of great pain--driven to the thorn, with no knowledge of the dying to come.
The Thorn Birds

My Interests

love, art, kissing, astrology, history, learning, French people/language/film/culture, British people/musical artists/culture, WASHINGTON D.C., 80s nostalgia, anything camp, obscurities, subcultures, Halloween, researching Morrissey, tattoos, GAY GUYS and *Seems Gay But Isn't*s, reading, livejournaling, having fun WITHOUT drinking, being "scene" and seen at the ottobar and the black cat, singing at the top of my lungs (especially whilst driving), karaoke, dance parties, whistling whatever tune pops into my head, songs with whistling solos, hanging out with friends, doting on my cats, haunting diners in the middle of the night, EATING, the world of film, film as art, indie flicks, NETFLIX, the NEW YORK YANKEES, shopping, earl grey tea, hot chocolate, big earrings, vintage/retro/classic style, sweaters (especially the zip-up kind), blankets, and dressing up

I'd like to meet:


I want somebody to share, share the rest of my life,
Share my innermost thoughts, know my intimate details,
Someone who'll stand by my side and give me support,
and in return, [he'll] get my support...
[He] will listen to me when I want to speak
about the world we live in and life in general...
Though my views may be wrong, they may even be perverted,
[he'll] hear me out and won't easily be converted
to my way of thinking, in fact [he'll] often disagree,
but at the end of it all, [he] will understand me...
I want somebody who cares for me passionately,
With every thought and with every breath,
Someone who'll help me see things in a different light,
All the things I detest, I will almost like...
I don't want to be tied to anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear of those things...
But when I'm asleep, I want somebody
who will put their arms around and kiss me tenderly
Though things like this make me sick,
In a case like this, I'll get away with it...

-Somebody
Depeche Mode
I Want to Meet...

  • anyone who thinks Phil Collins is a musical genius
  • anyone who rocks out to the drum solo in "In the Air Tonight" (and you KNOW you do)
  • weird, artsy fucks
  • smokers
  • hairy men
  • someone with passion in their heart who thinks and feels as deeply as I do
  • Music:

    The Smiths, Morrissey, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Ben Folds, Damien Rice, The Beach Boys, ABBA, David Bowie, Queen, Klaus Nomi, Keane, Franz Ferdinand, The Bravery, Pulp, 80s New Wave/Pop, INXS, Echo and the Bunnymen, Adam Ant, New Order, She Wants Revenge, Depeche Mode, Erasure, Nouvelle Vague, Mylo, Junior Boys, Goldfrapp, Apoptygma Berzerk, Robert Miles, Ofra Haza, Daft Punk, Cascada, Radiohead, Audioslave, Evanescence, Matthew Santos, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, U2, ELVIS, Billy Fury, KT Tunstall, Tim Kaye, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Jojo, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, *NSYNC, JC Chasez, Spice Girls, Madonna, George Michael, Phil Collins, Bette Midler, Bing Crosby, Michael Bolton, John Mellencamp, Tom Petty, Keith Urban, Shania Twain, Randy Travis, Johnny Cash, Teddy Thompson, Bob Marley, Jay-Z, P.Diddy, 2Pac, Bubba Sparxxx, Lil Kim, Akon, Missy Elliott, Eminem, R. Kelly, Alicia Keys, Prince, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Destiny's Child, Monica, Brian McKnight, Faith Evans, Aaliyah, Mary J. Blige, Ginuwine, Mario, Boyz II Men, Ne-Yo, John Legend, Ashanti, 112, Chris Brown, J. Holiday

    About my profile song...
    beautiful!

    Movies:

    Vanilla Sky, 21 Grams, Pan's Labyrinth, House of Sand and Fog, The Phantom of the Opera, Children of Paradise, Closer, Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, The Notebook, The English Patient, Return to Oz, Labyrinth, Ever After, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, CASINO ROYALE, Goldfinger, Trois Couleurs: Rouge, City of Angels, Atonement, Little Children, 13 Going on 30, American Pie, Titanic, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Batman, King Kong, Disney movies, Star Wars, The Island, Riding in Cars With Boys, Black Knight, Pleasantville, The Slipper and the Rose, The Passion of the Christ, Showgirls, Unbreakable, The Village, Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, The Machinist, Taxi Driver, The Graduate, Gangs of New York, Port of Shadows, Anne of the Thousand Days, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Elf, Napolean Dynamite, Donnie Darko, Saw, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Walk the Line, Magnolia, Match Point, Lost In Translation, Three Men and a Little Lady, Big Top Pee Wee, Jean Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast, Anne of Green Gables, Muriel's Wedding, The Thorn Birds, Shopgirl, The Women, The Divorcee, You Can't Take It With You, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Some Like It Hot, Lady Chatterley

    Television:

    THE TUDORS, The Brady Bunch, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, L.A. Ink, MTV, VH1, Bravo!, Project Runway, Shear Genius, Inside the Actor's Studio, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Split Ends, How Do I Look?, the style network

    Books:

    Walden, Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, Faust, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept, White Oleander, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Shopgirl, Madame Bovary, How to Tell a Bastard by His Star Sign, The Secret Language of Relationships, Sextrology, Spider-Man comics, Anne of Green Gables.

    Heroes:

    Jesus

    My Grandfather, P.K.

    Walt Disney

    Morrissey

    Freddie Mercury

    Houdini

    Mister Rogers

    Princess Diana

    Anne Boleyn

    Mary Magdalene

    Madonna

    Marilyn Monroe

    Norma Shearer

    Christina Aguilera

    Scarlett Johansson

    Kat Von D

    Mr. Gere

    Batman and Robin

    The Little Mermaid

    from the best version of The Little Mermaid EVER
    and Depeche Mode, for doing this ad:

    My Blog

    the 2nd coming of Norma Shearer (a little picture heavy)

    After doing MANY of those celebrity lookalike generators that you’ve all undoubtedly seen posted in my blog in the past, it came to my attention that I have an almost uncanny resemblance to clas...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST

    artists worth a second listen

    I just wanted to say that Randy Travis is an amazing singer, probably one of THE best country-western singers still living today.  When you hear that rich, baritone voice coming through, you have...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:52:00 PST

    dear journal

    Dear Journal, I like soup now.
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:52:00 PST

    long overdue review of the Morrissey concert on Halloween

    [copied, with some slight edits, from my lj] As you all should know by now, I saw Morrissey in concert on Halloween night, right here in Baltimore at the Rams Head Live.Let me start by saying that abs...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

    One More Celebrity Lookalike Thing

    Sorry, I couldn't resist another one! MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb - Collage - Morph ...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST

    Sexiest Men Alive...According to ME! (WARNING: picture heavy)

    The 30 Sexiest Men Alive...According to Lindsay! 30.  Dick Van Dyke, actor, aged 81the oldest man on this listOkay, go ahead and laugh, but there's something really manly and sexy about...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:15:00 PST

    the RETURN of celebrity lookalikes!

    I figured that I should do a NEW series of celebrity lookalikes, now that I'm a brunette again.  And here are the results:   Yessss!!!  I'm Madonna AND Scarlett! And NEW JULIE ANDREWS ...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

    Best Fireworks Ever

            Fireworks by the Potomac July 4, 2007 Washington D.C./VA...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

    my celeb lookalikes

    Bill ALWAYS says I look like Jewel!! Avril!!! hahaha   Of course, I get Ashlee Simpson!   Check out these beauties--even Princess Diana! ...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST

    to all the bastards of '06

    a rare glimpse inside my head and heart from my lj: What is it about romantic gestures, sincere words, and naked hearts left bare--beating and bleeding, on the table for all to behold--that intimidate...
    Posted by Loyal Heart Lindsay on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST