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dees nuts

love my gut so fuck a tummy tuck..ahaha -missy E

About Me

i STILL dont give a fuck what you think about me....

My Interests

Stevie Monie. i work at XPOSE Fitness Center in Towson teaching aerobic Pole Dancing Exotic Dancing. i collect FEMALE action figures, marvel, DC, mcfarlane...im not picky... my 5 CATS...Chubbs, Rico, flex, Princess,and My siamese kitten Chopstick! my 2 ball pythons, my chameleon, Fluffy...reading up on how to take care of Fluffy...you can call me herpetologist dee :)... writing poetry, oil paintings, art, spongebob. hahaahah...learning how to eat healthy and take care of myself is a challenge...i want to live to be 100! yeah and i dont smoke...neither does my fiance...there are cooler ways to DIE.... :) last but not least remodeling my house...oh and saying FUCK YOU to anyone who has something to say about me...like i said before...i STILL dont give FUCK WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME...I'm conceited...i got a reason... :)
**I NOW SELL AVON** TO BUY OR SELL PLEASE CALL DEE AT: 443 691 9771!

I'd like to meet:

no one....but u can meet my ass so u can kiss it.

Music:

lynard skynard, DJ RAP, MSI, pink, missy elliot, queen latifah, hot hot heat, kitte, republica, amanda ghost, JACK OFF JILL, scarling, coheed and cambria, peaches, avril, lords of acid, WESLEY WILLIS, icp(9 years and still counting), BIKINI KILL, garbage, rob zombie, gwar, bob marley dude, kottonmouth kings, triple six, christina alguilara, le tigre, pussy cat dolls, gwen, hillary, fergie!, ashlee, anything thats GIRL oriented or just flat out WEIRD, ill listen to it.

Movies:

HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES...DR SATAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!goldmember, thirteen, ren and stimpy dvd collections, batmans, spidermans, daredevil, catwoman, x-men, elektra, half baked, dirty dancin, **FREDDY GOT FINGERED**, moulin rouge, how to deal, elvira, larry the cable guy *health inspector*...i love watching lovey dovey movies with my man..so i can get all gay and emotional on him...hahah anything chick FLICK!

Television:

FAMILY GUY!!!!!!! CATSCRATCH, batman beyond, cheaters, blind date, REN AND STIMPY, spongebob, rugrats, xmen, she-ra, spiderman, *oh forgot XMEN IN MOVIES TOO ;)* the swan, american idol, married with children, the most extreme, WONDER SHOWZEN!!!!!!!!!and i play the hell out of some video games...narnia, nicktoons unite, bratz rock angels (hahahahahaha), x-men, kareoke revolution like a mo, paperboy...FUCKING NINTENDO DSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Books:

keep your ideas inside until you perfect them in your head...that way when you speak it's the most brilliant thing you've ever said -DDWH

Heroes:

catwoman

My Blog

WEDDING AND BATH FITTER

its official we r getting married in september, stay tuned for more info ;]   LOL other than that we had bath fitter come to our house, i have a brand ndew nbath TUB!!!!! oMG U HAVE NO FUCKING ID...
Posted by dees nuts on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

VALENTINES DAY...im worth it huh?! CALIFORNIA, and AQUARUIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve is fucking amazing...1st of all he had this CRAZY idea to get me a gown for our valentines day cruise down the harbor...he wanted to get a suit.  so we go look for a gown together, but i wo...
Posted by dees nuts on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

OH MY GOD! INTERNSHIP! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**********

i got the internship at the aquarium, working with the herpetologist (for those of you that dont know what that is, they study, and take care of the reptiles at the aquarium!)  im sooo excited, w...
Posted by dees nuts on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

Weightloss, Pictures, Kitchen, and Chopstick ;]

YOOOOOOOOO.... I've decided to write in here every so often to get the stress of my head!  Steve and i started a goal calendar for 2007, we have decided that since we are gettin married next summ...
Posted by dees nuts on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

WEDDING DATE, LIFE, LOVE, and your momma!

Yoooooooooooo, whuddup! steve and i have finally decided on like a semi-final wedding date!  Most likely we will be going away on Sept. 1, and coming back on my birthday Sept. 8th of next year.&n...
Posted by dees nuts on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST

ANNIVERSARY and the RED ROOF INN!

Soooo Tues 17th was mine and steves 2 year engagement anniversary....this new year we will have been together for 3 years though...DDAMNN who would have ever thought huh?  ;]  Anyways i was ...
Posted by dees nuts on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

mother's day

so today....weird day...very nice day, ive gotten like a ton of texts from people i would not have even expected to tell me happy mothers day....like steves cousin shannon, marian...its really nice of...
Posted by dees nuts on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:20:00 PST

fef and cor

so last night me corrie and stephanie went to powerplant, it was awesome...like these girls were my best friends growing up, and we have grown up and parted ways so much, its sad, but it is just as ha...
Posted by dees nuts on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

KITTIE AND HOT SEX

Oh my god! so last night was probly like one of the best days of my life...me and steve went to ikea...and picked out like what we are going to be getting for our living room (we are redoing it with n...
Posted by dees nuts on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:46:00 PST

Love

I just want everyone to know, i love this girl with all my heart and soul.  I would do anything for her.  She has me and always will.  I am so lucky that she was ready and willing to se...
Posted by dees nuts on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST