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John Kellum

no emotional debts

About Me

I'M NOT LIKE THEM OTHER GUYS! one might say i could do anything or anyone i'd like, but the problem is me allowing myself to. i have desires, but i have morals as well. i try to seek solace somewhere inbetween being a saint and a sinner. recently i've become a whole different shade of myself, i'm still that mutha fucker that you love or love to hate. currently i am getting my shit together, learning new things about myself, and trying to come up with one good reason why the hell am i still around and why i should continue to do so! i'd like to think i'm more than a decent guy with a simple kinda life. looking to fill my voids, expand my horizons, and longing for adventure. feel free to shoot a message my way if you are equally as interesting or complex as i am!

My Interests



accents × adventure × alone time × art × authenticity × bad ass attitudes × bagels with cream cheese × baltimore city × being asked questions × being intrigued × beta fish × bohemianism × books × burlesque × carole helman × cat fights × charisma × chewy runts × coffee shops × coloring books × commiserating × conversations × creativity × cuddling × culture × donald duck × downtown × dunkin donuts × equality × evolotion × exterior decorating × fortune cookies × free-styling × fresca × gaudy accessories × grape ice cream × history × honesty × hookah bars × humor × individuality × intellectuals × interior decorating × ipod × jenn windsor the millionaire × jerking off × jesus christo × journalism × ketchup × kisses × knitting × knives × life stories × love letters × luck × lumbee × lyrics × masturbation × mix cds × mmf × moaning × mysterious × native americans × nature × nostalgia × open mindedness × organization × photo booths × photography × pirates × pretending to be rich × pro-choice × puppets × quotes × reality × relationships × retro × rhine × road trips × romance × sexuality × singing × song writing × soul × style × super fresh × surprises × talent × tattoos × thrifting × travel writing × useless information × villains × vintage porn × wine × yiddish × zelda × ?

I'd like to meet:

i like a wide variety of people, but i would like to meet someone that's so rad without being too radical, some kind of talent is a must, seems 'straight but isn't', can knock me off my soap box from time to time, make me laugh so hard that i cry, and that can get this old ticker beating again.

Music:

Jeff Buckley
Lisa Marie Presley
Billie Holiday
Amy Winehouse

Movies:



more coming soon

Television:

i mainly turn on the television just to watch current events on the news. once in a blue moon i'll actually get off the computer and watch some half bit reality show or something involving C and D list celebrities, and it will only intrigue me for about 15 minutes. although i wish i watched the discovery channel more often.

Books:

the canonical OZ books series and other such books from l. frank baum, john r neil, and ruth plumly thompson. i like to read children NOVELS, and not that harry potter bullshit either, i'm talking about mother fuckin' classics! other than that, i honestly don't read much anymore. we buy these books thinking we buy the time to read them, but it's just not true.

Heroes:

i'm inspired and motivated by Marlon Brando & James Dean; thee original rebels/punks of the 1950's. without them being in the lime-light and have became such rolemodels; there would not be any heath ledgers or jake gyllenhaals in these days! their lives both on and off the siliver screen have amazed me and strived for me to become someone of my own... i would have never found my own classic take no shit attitude & style.

My Blog

He Was A Friend Of Mine

Mr. Leon Bunn....         With compassion and class, he won over the hearts of all that he had ever came in counter with. With a sense of humor and his distinct laughter,...
Posted by John Kellum on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:01:00 PST

I’m All Out of Words For All of You Now...

I have so much to write, but nothing to talk about.   I'm All Out of Words For All of You Now...
Posted by John Kellum on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

FUCK A VALENTINES!

don't get caught up in that bullshit "holiday", a relationship should be celebrated every single day, no pun intended. fresh cut flowers will wither in 4 to 5 days, a mylar balloon with helium wi...
Posted by John Kellum on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST

youre alive but......

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Posted by John Kellum on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:12:00 PST

John Kellum Poll 1

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Posted by John Kellum on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:13:00 PST

hunkdujour.com interviews john kellum

John Kellumor http://www.hunkdujour.com/blog/archives/2007/12/john_kellum_ myspace_monday.aspmore...
Posted by John Kellum on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:33:00 PST

The Joker

Your results:You are The Joker ..> ..> The Joker 66% Lex Luthor 66% Magneto 61% Catwoman 59% Apocalypse 59% Dr. Doom 54% Two-Face 54% Green Goblin 50% Venom 47...
Posted by John Kellum on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:38:00 PST

Two Drink Minimum

John Kellum is coming back.... and coming back STRONG! if there are still people out there that care, i'm currently working on a new song... and i can't wait to finish it and let you guys hear it!!!&n...
Posted by John Kellum on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:49:00 PST

John Kellum Celeb Look-A-Likes

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Posted by John Kellum on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

GUIDE

Whiskey & The Debates As I have been watching the democratic debates on television in a blissful state of intoxication, I have realized that the "myspace generation" as I would like to call it is...
Posted by John Kellum on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:43:00 PST