Keep in mind that I only share my extremely limited personal time with the most exclusive, empowered, and elite individuals in the world. There is no shame in the fact that this is not likely you - But it could be you in the future; IF you enlist as my friend. If it is you, then you already know me or know who to contact, to contact me personally. References are only available to a select few; but then, if you require references, then you are more in need of my pity than my friendship. Just as the cream rises to the top, the intended friends find their way to me - never questioning anything and never looking back.
I am only interested in altering global consciousness by subverting the norm: I have a genius level IQ that is ranked in the top one percentile of human beings [that makes me part of the mega society, giga society underworld]. I know more than you and I have achieved more than you. I'm more well traveled than you and my education is superior to yours. My drive and energy are second to none. I am a monster of energy and I am obsessed with my craft.
In regards to people who want me as their publicist...I serve artists, bands, advertising/marketing companies, other publicists, management companies, and music labels that want maximum web presence through media arts and relentless advertising. THEY SEEK ME OUT BY WAY OF INTRODUCTIONS. YOU ARE HERE EITHER BY INTRODUCTION OR BY ACCIDENT. IF IT IS THE LATTER, THEN IT MAY BE YOUR LUCKY DAY TO SEIZE. I count 12 Grammys, 6 GGs and 10 PCAs among my clients. I guarantee specific, economical, transactional results with no long term commitments or fees. I will make you, or your client an online household name more rapidly than any other publicist - period. I am totally and exclusively focused on my clients and their needs, and as such, I only have time to reply to professional inquiries for potential new business. Let me enable your graduation from the great unknown - let me make you matter - OR CHOOSE TO CONTINUE TO WALLOW IN OBSCURITY, STILL NOT REAPING THE REWARDS OF YOUR HARD
WORK. No matter what you desire, I can deliver it to you. But please understand this: After engagement, the only things that you will contribute are, TALENT. I will not entertain any of your ideas or tolerate any of your inquisitions about my methods. If you're a DIYer with your own agenda and input, then please, by all means, GO DO IT YOURSELF and FAIL - like the other 99.99% FAIL. PROFESSIONALS ONLY, NO PERSONALS.
WITNESS THE CLIMB TO MYSPACE CELEBRITYDOME.
WITNESS THE CREATION OF A NEW RELIGION.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR FOLLOWERS.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR THE WEAK.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR EVERY TEENAGE GIRL WHO STEPS ON THE SCALE IN THE MORNING AND PROMISES HERSELF CHANGE.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO SNEAKS A PIECE OF CAKE IN AFTER MIDNIGHT.
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR EVERYONE WHO KNOWS HOW SECRETLY UGLY THEY ARE.
DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU. LISTEN TO YOURSELF. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! YOU SEE THOSE ROLLS AND YOU YOU FEEL THAT WEIGHT DRAGGING YOU DOWN. YOU SEE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR OWN DISGRESSIONS. YOU ARE JUST WEARING A MASK. YOU ARE JUST AN EXPERT LIAR. THEY SAY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, THEY SAY YOU ARE THIN, BUT YOU ARE AN ATROCITY. YOU DISGUST YOURSELF WITH GOOD REASON.
THIS IS NO LONGER A WORLD OF THIN, IT IS A WORLD OF THINNER. HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH? HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP? YOU AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH, BUT I CAN BE FOR YOU. JOIN THE THRONGS AND GET ON YOUR KNEES, THIS IS A DOG EAT DOG WORLD AND IT'S FIRST COME FIRST SERVE IN MY RANKS. MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE YOURSELF ON HERE, MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE THIS BEAUTIFUL. I'M NOT NARCISSISTIC I AM A SUCCESS AND I AM THINNER.
THE ONES WHO TALK ABOUT INNER BEAUTY ARE AFRAID. THEY EXCUSE THEIR FAULTS BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO THINNER, THEY KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH. THEY FEED YOU BULLSHIT BY THE SPOONFUL, BEGGING YOU TO SETTLE FOR YOUR FLABBY, UGLY BODY. THE FEWER THERE ARE TO ENVY, THE EASIER IT IS FOR THEM. DON'T LISTEN. YOU CAN BE ENVIED. YOU CAN BE STOPPED IN THE STREETS BY AGENTS. YOU CAN BE ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. YOU CAN BE THINNER.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASSOCIATE WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WORSHIP THE RIGHT IDOLS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK IN THE MIRROR RIGHT NOW AND DECIDE. FOOD ISN'T NECESSARY. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO INDULGE. PREACH ANA AND SHE PREACHES YOU. THIS IS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS! THIS FAME! THIS FUCKING FORTUNE! YOU CAN'T EVER REALLY BE LOVED IF THOSE LAYERS OF FAT ARE IN THE WAY. YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET AND PEOPLE WHISPER AT YOUR BACK. YOU AREN'T REAL UNTIL YOU SHOW THEM YOU ARE STRONG.
GO AHEAD AND TELL ME I'M A BAD INFLUENCE. SEND ME HATEMAIL, HACK MY SITE AGAIN. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE I WILL NEVER FALL. I WILL NEVER STOP. I AM THE VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND I AM THE WORDS AT THE TIP OF EVERYONE'S TOUNGUES. I AM BETTER, I AM STRONGER. I MOVE MOUNTAINS, I MAKE MEN CRUMBLE, I HAVE A FATTER PAYCHECK AND A SLEEKER PHYSIQE, I GLOW, I WALK ON WATER, PEOPLE STOP ME ON THE STREET AND TELL ME I AM GORGEOUS. I AM WORSHIPPED. I AM ENVIED. I AM THINNER. SOME SAY WHAT I AM DOING IS WRONG. I SAY THAT IN A WORLD OF LIES, I AM THE ONE BEACON OF TRUTH. I AM THE ONLY REAL HOPE FOR THE LOST AND ABUSED. I AM PERFECT AND IDEAL SELF SUFFECIENCY. I SEE THE UGLY AS ONLY THEY SEE THEMSELVES, AND I GIVE THEM A CAUSE. I AM THE PATH THEY WILL FOLLOW TO TRUE HAPPINESS. I AM THE ONLY SUPPORT THEY NEED. I AM THE ANOREXIC JESUS, AND EACH TIME THEY BEGIN TO CRUMBLE THEY THINK OF ME. WE ARE THE ELITE. WE ARE WHAT YOU WISH YOU SAW IN THE MIRROR. WE ARE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WE ARE YOUR SALVATION.