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Nova Nervosa

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About Me


And if you want me back, you're gonna have to ask nicer than that...
Hello. It seems you have stumbled upon the page of Maysville, Kentucky's very own Barbie Bitch. Congratulations! Perhaps next you will run into me on the street. And, let me tell you, what you see is exactly what you get. I'm a [slightly] psychotic, blood lusting China doll who never brushes her hair, but is still fucking fabulous. I don fake eyelashes, glitter, and rainbow cosmetics on a daily basis. I swear compulsively through always glossed lips and avoid any beams of light that may ruin my porcelain pale skin. Glamour is not an option, honey. I'm slowly turning these dirty streets into my runway. Anddddd, this is the part where you bow down.
This all may sound conceited and overly dramaticized, but believe me, darling, I'm telling you the truth. I'm a city girl trapped in Smalltown, USA that is mostly composed of full-fledged hicks. The people here pretend to hate me, but, honestly, they either want to be me or want to be with me. Sorry, lovelies, you can't have either.
I am counting down the days until I get my GED. The second I do, I'll be gone to you as suddenly as I appeared. My heart is in Chicago, and that is where I will go. Expect to see me on a Paris runway shortly thereafter while poor you is stuck here in this shithole watching me on tv. Because, let's face it...I'm prettier than you, smarter than you, and a helluva lot more successful than you. I got mah shit planned out, hoes.

My Blog

I am addicted to fashion shows.

Anna Sui Spring/Summer 2008 Click here to watch it. Favorite outifts: Chanel Autumn/Winter 2008 Click here to watch part one. Click here to watch part two. Favorite ou...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:34:00 GMT

Totally random...

...but I was just reading about how to get a MAC Pro Card. My mom is trying to get me a job as a makeup artist at our tiny Merle Norman. If I get the job, all I'll need to do is get a letter of employ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:41:00 GMT

Makeup wishlist!

- Chanel Joues Contraste Powder Blush in Narcisse - $42.00 at Nordstrom - Chanel Levres Scintillantes Glossimer in Sirop - $26.00 at Nordstrom - Christian Dior 5-Colour Eyeshadow in Stylish Move 970 -...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Clothing/shoes/jewelry/sunglasses wishlist!

CLOTHES: Corsets: Satin Corset With Lace Up Sides. Found here.  Baby Pink Bustier. Found here. Peach Satin Corset with Lace Trim. Found here.  Hot Pink and Black Under-Wire Bustier. Foun...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:03:00 GMT

Makeup Tutorial 4!

PLEASE excuse my yellow nails (I haven't been taking my vitamins, low iron) and my crazy eyebrows!!! THE LOOK I DID WHAT I USED Face: 1.) MAC Blush in Pinch O' Peach2.) L'Oreal HIP Shocking Shadow Pi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:20:00 GMT

The difference between you and I.

Hmmm...not seein' it. Ehhh...closer.Not like it matters...I mean, even MAC adores Boy George!!! Tranny n. 1.) A shortened form of the word transsexual, a person who identifies as a gender different...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:19:00 GMT

Makeup Tutorial 3

THE LOOK I DID WHAT I USED Face: 1.) NARS Loose Powder in Snow2.) Coty Airspun Loose Powder in Luminous Translucent3.) Max Factor Lasting Performance Foundation in Pale Porcelain4.) MAC Blush in Margi...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:16:00 GMT

The Kinda-A-Fight-But-Not-Really

Unfortunately, *someone* keeps reporting the video everywhere I upload it, so you are just going to have to trust me when I say, I KICKED THAT BITCH'S ASS. My nails before: My nails after: The nex...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:52:00 GMT

Makeup Tutorial 2

THE LOOK I DID WHAT I USED Face: 1.) Lancome Renergie Lift Foundation in Porcelaine 102.) MAC Blush in Pich O' Peach3.) MAC Blush in Margin4.) NARS Loose Powder in Snow5.) No name mini blush brush6.)...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Makeup Tutorial 1

THE LOOK I DID WHAT I USED Face:1.) Random large, fluffy powder brush2.) Estee Lauder Foundation Brush3.) Random tiny blush brush4.) Lancome Renergie Lift Foundation in Porcelaine 105.) NARS Loose Po...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT