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dj Ivan

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About Me

.. MySpace Profile Help! Sweary, Arrogant, Honest, Hostile, Moody, Obnoxious, Caring, Reliable, Drunk, Non-Conformist, Filthy, Nervous, Ugly, Genius?, Loser?, Brilliant?, Saddo?________________________________________________"I've got a body like a 20 year old......A 20 year old double decker bus that is." ________________________________________________If you would like to hire me then just message me on here, but please remember you can only HIRE me, not BUY me. In other words, NO overplayed cheez like 9 to 5, Dancing Queen, Livin' On A Prayer, Summer of 69 and the like, you'll only be offended by my response. ..... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music (d'uh), Socialisin', Drinkin', Eatin' good food & the usual borin' rubbish.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Martin in a locked room with a loaded gun ("Say hello to my leettle friend"), Pele, Brian Wilson, John Lydon, Rose McDowall & Jill Bryson, Andy Partridge & Colin Moulding, Dave Gregory, Terry Chambers, Barry Andrews, Shirley Manson, Edwyn Collins, Jimmy Saville, Gordon Ramsay, Noel Edmonds, and from beyond the grave, Phil Lynott, John Lennon, Elvis Presley, Billy MacKenzie, Dennis & Carl Wilson, George Best, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Michael Hutchence, John Peel, Tommy Vance

Bastard no 1.mp3If you would like a download of my mix cd then gimme a message on here.

Music:

It's hard to whittle it down, I'll listen to absolutely anything, especially original and inventive, groundbreaking stuff, not that criminally mediocre crap that the likes of Keane, Coldplay, Travis, McFly, etc. do, and the likes of any X-factor, Pop Idol type quick-route-to-the-top-for-a-pub-singer type shit. a

Movies:

The Wicker Man (NOT any American Nicolas Cage pishy film!! - The ORIGINAL!), Trainspotting, Life Of Brian, Wayne's World, American Pie, Rebel Without A Cause, Day After Tomorrow, Schindler's List, Jaws, An American Werewolf In London, Restless Natives, Beavis and Butthead Do America, South Park - The Movie, The Craft, Team America World Police, Laurel and Hardy (especially Way Out West and Sons Of The Desert), Goodfellas, The Lost Boys, Razor Blade Smile (tits and fangs), Hellraiser, Shrek, Finding Nemo, Blade (1st film only!), Training Day, Stop Making Sense, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Escape To Victory, Blazing Saddles, Casino, The Producers, Halloween, Stephen King's IT, Barb Wire, Armaggedon, 28 Days Later, Bill and Ted films, The Usual Suspects, Stigmata, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, As Good As It Gets, Back To The Future trilogy, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Spinal Tap, Silence Of The Lambs, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk Till Dawn, Innocent Blood, Underworld,Underworld Evolution, Van Helsing, Capricorn One, Kevin And Perry Go Large, Ed Wood, E.T., Weird Science, Carry On films, Star Wars films, Groundhog Day, The Ring & The Ring 2

Television:

The Sopranos, Beavis and Butthead, Chewin The Fat, Doctor Who, Coupling, Fast Show, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Open All Hours, Air Crash Disaster documentaries, Torchwood, Ain't Half Hot Mum.

Books:

Ideal for getting a good fire going.

Heroes:

I'm Fucking sick of Myspace, I write out all my heroes and it fuckin' deletes them - All my friends are heroes - FUCK MYSPACE.

My Blog

Why I may now be a former dj

Hi everyone, Thought I would put something on here about the events of the past couple of days. First of all, to those of you who turned up at RG's on Fri expecting the DARE! 80's night here's what ha...
Posted by dj Ivan on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

Please!! Someone tell me of some decent new music!!

Please, Can anyone help me find originality, talent,and general raw energy in any new stuff out there?  I'm sick of these fuckin' shite emo bands, Busted 2, Busted 3, Busted 4, McFly 3, McFly 4 ...
Posted by dj Ivan on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

Curlers scrap R 'n' B night

Well, surprise, surprise, the R 'n' B night in Curlers gets scrapped.  Could it be that a predominately white middle class customer base doesn't like that kind of 'music' any more? SHOCKEROONEY!!...
Posted by dj Ivan on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

Curlers to play R n B 'music'

Ok, so those fuckin cunts at Curlers got shot of me a few weeks ago, little did I know that it was just for a few weeks, and they were expecting me in on Saturday there.  Because my psychic power...
Posted by dj Ivan on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:53:00 PST

Nothing but arse-holes, on the phone, in work, everywhere

What is it about today, there's a fuckin' arse-hole convention going on in this shop where I spend my day-times, dealing with smelly pricks & stupid smelly prick-lovin' women.  I don't want t...
Posted by dj Ivan on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST

Goooood news!

Well, just heard on the radio that Gareth Gates has lost his record contract, I suppose now he'll never record that David Bowie double 'A' side of 'Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes' and 'F-F-F-F-F-Fashion' now. ...
Posted by dj Ivan on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:07:00 PST

HI folks, I'm here at last on this

Hi to anyone who's seen this, have just set this up tonight, so I'm trying to get it sorted as quick as poss, still don't know what I'm doing with it.  If you find me and know me, then leave cont...
Posted by dj Ivan on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST