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Hedda Lettuce

HEDDA LETTUCE

About Me

Hedda Lettuce is NYC's premiere drag comedienne and singer.
She travels extensively throughout the United States.
Check |www.hedda.com| for upcoming shows.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/28/2006
Band Website: heddalettuce.com
Band Members: HEDDA LETTUCE

Influences:

    Pamela Anderson's tits Joan Rivers wit Pinks last hit

Sounds Like: A little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.

Record Label: Lettuce Studios
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Day 488-Fun city Memorial Day activities

Hello gentle Americans. For those of you who are wondering, "Gosh why do we have a three day weekend?" You dimwits it's because it is Memorial Day Weekend-the day when we honor our dead soldiers and...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

Hilary Rhodan Clinton gives Ted Kennedy brain cancer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axlr_O99Ehk Hello gentle americans Hilary Rhodan Clinton has given Ted Kennedy brain cancer. Listen and learn! Stay fresh, x Hedda Lettuce...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

Hedda Lettuce-My Rotten Love song 2 Hilary Clinton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhuMPDe575I Hello gentle Americans. Here is my love song to Hilary Clinton. Write your own bad love song to your favorite NY Senator and share it with the wo...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

Day 472-Rev. Hagee was my idol now he is just an ass

Hello gentle Americans. Silly John McCain for forcing Pastor Rev. John C. Hagee to apologize after his ant-Catholic remarks. For those of you not in the know REV. Hagee is one of those megachurch pa...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:44:00 PST

Day 471-Obama’s name and this ignorant slut.

Hello gentle Americans. I need some feeback on something. Why do I find Barak Obama's name his biggest problem in the fight against McCain? I know they say his name really unites the world and make...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:05:00 PST

Day 468-IRON MAN or IRON TURD?

Hello gentle Americans. We are a nation at war. At war with dark swarthy men from a dusty distant land with sand in their cracks and smelly hairy balls. And who better to fight them than IRON MAN! ...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

Hedda Lettuce-KILL HILARY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7O0F2Z9nMc Hello gentle Americans. Here's my blog entry from yesterday about Hilary and Oblama. So if you are to lazy to read this is the perfect solution! ...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:42:00 PST

Day 466-Big Black dicks and Hilary Clinton

Hello gentle American. Why the other day I was speaking about big black dicks and some socially awkward dialogue that goes along with a man who has a big black dick. I wonder if Oblama ever says to h...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:11:00 PST

Day 464-You love big black dick don’t you?!?

Hello gentle Americans. While I follow the primaries cursing my failed presidential campaign I find myself in the need of a distraction from the political circus. Sex. It really is a wonderful way ...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus apologizes to fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydp4NNB9ufY Hello gentle Americans. Miley Cyrus finally comes clean about her recent scandal. A Hedda Lettuce exclusive! Staya fresh, x Hedda...
Posted by Hedda Lettuce on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST