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The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire

I am a professional and I know these things

About Me

I like stuff. Particularly polar bears and a strong cup of Earl Grey. I like to write rather than speak as I quite often sound like a spazmonkey. I donut like being the centre of attention, actually I rather hate it. I like the cold rather than the sun. I like when I don't have to go to work. I love my Bunny (he is, as you say, my boyfriend and doubles as my bestest friend). I am good at the following: shopping, being agoraphobic, getting through crowds quickly and planning evil plans. I prefer to be involved in the listening part of music rather than the playing cause I can't play anything for shit and I don't pretend to. So there.

My Interests

Stuff

I'd like to meet:

People who love music that have 11 toes.

Music:

I likes the following: Spacemen 3, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Clientele, Amaya Laucirica, The Smallgoods, Star Stream, Adult, The Beach Boys, The Velvet Underground, Royal Chord, Ladytron, Zoot Woman, Phoenix, Antony and the Johnsons, Mr Giles Simon, The Morning After Girls, Blessington (most underrated band in Melbourne if not the world), Interpol, The Rolling Stones, Television, The Stooges, New York Dolls, The Hovercrafts, Riff Random, Nina Simone, Ride, Lucy and the Diamonds, Little Athletics, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Astral Kaleidescope, Air, Jarvis Cocker, The Beatles, Graham Coxon, Nick Cave, Mick Harvey, Dave Graney and Blue Sunshine Minds. In no particular order. I likes the noise and I likes the silence.

Movies:

In a movie title: 2001: A Space Oddysey. Fast forward thru the monkeys, get to the space stuff. I love anything with Jean Reno, Harry Dean Stanton, Michael Caine, Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken and particularly Terence Stamp. Doesn't matter if the movie sucks so hard it blows, I will like it because of the above. If pressed for a list besides the aformentioned: Wings of Desire, Faraway, So Close, Breathless (the Goddard one of course), Spirits of the Air, Gremlins of the Clouds, The Shining, The Deer Hunter, Dude Where’s My Car, Ghosts ... of the Civil Dead and Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. I don’t tend to watch stuff twice though.

Television:

Right now I can’t get by without The Mighty Boosh, Top Gear, Skins and Who Do You Think You Are? Gossip Girl is also excellent.

Books:

Books are possibly the only thing with the exception of music that will keep you warm when you are cold and interested when you are well bored. Books rule.

Heroes:

Ernie from Sesame Street and Dr Hunter S. Thompson.

My Blog

Oscar Frocks  YAWN

Like most people I love a good frock so I went onto IMDB to check out what the ladies are wearing. And I must say, how dull. It is as if an older conservative woman or a Logies stylist had dressed the...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:27:00 PST

Addicted to Bleach

Having finished mopping the floor I had to keep an eye on Polly as last time I mopped she started licking the floors so I guess she digs bleach. Yuck (although I did used to have a dog that liked tige...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST

Cleaning The Fridge

Why is cleaning the fridge such a depressing task? I guess, for most, their fridge meets World Health Organisation standards and is thereby easier to maintain. Ours, however, is a breeding ground for ...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:07:00 PST

Presents I Have Received Thus Far

I got a few birthday presents last week so this is a list of what I have gotten so far:1) My own personal tea pot that rather cleverly fits into a matching mug and some teas to go with it.2) The Athei...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:50:00 PST

ID

Identification is a strange thing. I know I am me and my friends know I am too but as I don't drive and my passport has expired I thereby have no photo ID (well not up until now). Whenever I have to a...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:37:00 PST

Why I Like Being a So-Called Adult

Despite not being quite the grown up, I do like being the legal age to do most stuff that is fun. When I was younger I got quite cross that I could not make my own choices. I even went so far as to tr...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:52:00 PST

Some Pics From New Year and Beyond

The one with me under the net is post-New Year and the other two were from actual New Year: ...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST

How I Feel About Work

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Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:26:00 PST

I Done A Quiz

?So.... basically....?Name?:The Evil Dr Sanchez, EsquireAge?:Is IrrelevantSex?:PleaseEye Color?:BlackHair Color?:PinkWeight/Height?:Small and ShortBirthday?:Day After Valentine's DayBirthplace?:Parent...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:29:00 PST

Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten, a Review

I like The Clash. I am not a huge fan but I understand their importance to the evolution of music and contribution to political causes such as the anti-racism movement. So when I heard the aforementio...
Posted by The Evil Dr Sanchez, Esquire on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:40:00 PST