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Stewart Gaffney

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About Me

Singer/Songwriter, some time guitarist, full time loather of the human species.....but I am a good laugh really.I have 2 cats, I love cheese, corned beef, cigarettes and budweiser, Jack Daniels, walking in the rain, Dancing till my legs hurt, sitting on top of the trig point on the hill near my house, good books, films, music, that pretend run you do to get the bus to wait for you, girls in stripey tights(there should be a scientific study to find out why), converse, my nirvana top I bought in 1992, Monty Python, Dylan Moran, singing Magic Dance loudly and drunkenly with my friends...and stuff.
Ah yes,for anyone that has noticed i am a member of various Anti-Abortion, Christian, general idiot groups this is merely to irritate and annoy them with the use of facts and cleverly thought out abuse.

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Stuff.

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I'd like to meet:



Other than the obvious lovely Miss Jolie :op Musicians, poets, writers, artists and general mad types. Anyone who has something to say and thinks for themselves. People who don't like Funeral for a Fud, Pranny At The Disco, My Chemical Glowpants or Bullshit For My Valentine are more than welcome :op

Music:



Everthing from Rachmaninov to Sepultura, but oh all right then.... Bach, Rachmaninov, Wagner, Arthur 'Big Boy' Crudup, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Eddie Cochran, Solomon Burke, Otis Redding, Smokey Robinson, The Temptations, The Drifters, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Led Zepplin, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, T-Rex, Free, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, The Bee Gees, The Clash, The Dead Kennedys, The Anti-Nowhere League, Elvis Costello, Huey Lewis and The News, Duran Duran, Bon Jovi, Peter Gabriel, Guns 'n' Roses, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Nudeswirl, Stone Temple Pilots, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Bryan Adams, Greenday, Billy Joel, Manic Street Preachers, Prince, Sigur Ros, Jillian Ann, Joanna Newsome, Cyndi Lauper, REM, U2.....ummmm To those I have forgotten I apologise and will add later oh great ones.

Movies:


Annie Hall, Before Sunrise, Reality Bites, Rozenkrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Leon, Withnail & I, Jaws, Labyrinth, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Original Star Wars Trilogy (none of that new pish), Hannah and Her Sisters, The Devil Rides Out, Dracula (Hammer version), The Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes Movies, The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains, All Of Me, My Life, Dazed and Confused, Lawrence Of Arabia, Singles, Unforgiven, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Indiana Jones Trilogy (soon to be Quadrilogy, Wooo!), Torch Song Trilogy, The Pink Panther Movies(Especially A Shot In The Dark), Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Lost In Translation, Alien, Aliens, The Naked Civil Servant, Superman, On The Waterfront, Rebel Without A Cause, East Of Eden, Giant, Goldfinger (Still the ONLY good bond movie i think), Rasputin, The Wicker Man, The Three Musketeers (Olly Reed, Christopher Lee version), Willy Wonka, Gremlins, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Weird Science, St. Elmos Fire, Say Anything, The Breakfast Club, anthing with Ethan Hawke.

Television:



Quantum Leap, Inside The Actors Studio, Black Books, Grumpy Old Men, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, American Dad, Due South, Northern Exposure, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, The Conan O'Brien Show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Scrubs, Cheers, Frasier, Seinfeld, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, C.S.I., Columbo, Count Duckula, Cities Of Gold.....and The News i suppose.

Books:



Three Men In A Boat, The Hottest State, both of which I read every year. The Bible because it is hilarious. The Devil Rides Out. Mine Own Executioner, a very old book, difficult to get but do try. James Patterson, Richard Laymon, John Connolly, Dennis Wheatley. And the one and only Arthur Conan Doyle.

Heroes:



John Lennon.

Bill Hicks.

Dr. Seuss.

Peter Cushing.

Vincent Price.

Kurt Cobain.

Huey Lewis.

Ethan Hawke.

Christopher Lee.

Basil Rathbone.

Roberto Mancini.

Davie Cooper.

Roy Of The Rovers.

My Blog

Leaving Mr Fog

Yup folks I have indeed parted ways with Mr Fog. Not for any bad reasons or anything, nobody has done anything wrong, I just wasn't enjoying it anymore. It certainly hasn't been an easy decision and I...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST

Check out this event: My 30th Birthday Bash

Hosted By: Stewart GaffneyWhen: Saturday Mar 22, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: Rufus T. FireflysUmmm. Hope St? or Renfield St? ah fuck off.Glasgow., Scotland|71 G81United KingdomDescription:Stewart Gaffney Cl...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

New Year, Same Shit.

So Christmas was great this year, a nice family dinner, too many beers, too many sweets, fell asleep early.... its all good. New Year was even pretty good for a change, maybe because it wasn't planned...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST

Our Hearts Are Broken, but not our spirit.

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Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:37:00 PST

In honour of my trip to the D.

Yup folks its been 6 months since my trip to the home of motown so please enjoy this little film :p ...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:05:00 PST

A Review of Mr Fog at Barfly 14th July 2007.

 Saturday 14th July Barfly The Counterfeit Clash, Mr Fog, Venus with Pistols and Bucky Rage Bucky Rage - A strange assortment of individuals apply an unusual dress code on stage, opting to obscu...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

Stewart The Street Hooker?

So i went up to the chemist to get this weeks set of Nicotine patches and put on my lottery ticket, on my way back i am shocked when suddenly a not unattractive lady says, "Are you for hire?" quick as...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:51:00 PST

Chris Cornell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup I went to seem him last night, all my worries beforehand were proved unfounded as well, Will his voice have gone? Will he play to much shite off that new piece of crap album? Well no and no, ...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

Oscar Wilde Quotes.

I done a bulletin of this already, but having put in the effort to find em all in various books instead of using the internet, (i know, i know, i'm a retard!) I am reposting it here as well. Ok first ...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST

10 Thoughts for today.

ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace trackerit does NOT existso quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesn'tTWOto the people who have like 1,000 friends,are you serious?...
Posted by Stewart Gaffney on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST