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Thad Hollywood On Things Other Than Your Mom (Blogs)
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My Views Are Wrong, Polically Incorrect, Rude, Vile, And Disgusting
Welcum!
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the outrageous.
I’m music without limelight, a moment for the ages.
I’m a Hells Angel, without the Harley Davidson.
You’re a golden state warrior, Without Antawn Jamison.
I’m your last laugh without a punch line,
I’m a fistfight in your high school halls at lunchtime.
I’m dangerous like car wrecks without the drunk driver,
I’m that island that traps you and votes you off like survivor.
I’m MacGyver without a red switchblade, I’m man made,
I’m graffiti on the walls without the aerosol spray.
I’m a 30-second delay, without the time limit.
I’m a shark-infested ocean, I dare you to dive in it.
I’m your last bit of oxygen, I’m Waco Texas.
I’m a 13-year-old kid stealing your Lexus.
I’m a trilogy without the second and third sequels.
I’m a crash test dummy without the smashed up vehicle.
I’m everything you dream of, I’m life without death.
I’m a respirator holding on to your last breath.
I’m Bill Gates’ Microsoft, without Silicon Valley.
I’m a natural born killer, without Mickey or Mallory.
You’re a chair being thrown around at a Bobby Knight practice.
I’m a cross between rival gangs and celebrity death matches.
I attack this like pythons, I’m a living icon.
You wanna see the apocalypse? Then turn my mic on!
I’m that gold chain, ready to be snatched from your neck.
I’m that AIDS virus, when you don’t practice safe sex.
I’m that hole in your latex, that made you become a dad.
The most dangerous four-letter word is THAD!
Smell Ya Later!
To Start You Off In The Wrong Direction
THAD HOLLYWOOD'S OLD MYSPACE WAS DELETED
Break out the champagne!
Don't worry; I will slowly rebuild my way to the bottom of Myspace to reclaim my title as the biggest Myspace loser..
First Off
You may be wondering why a faceless fag added you, but let me assure you, you will not receive any sexually transmitted diseases from viewing my MySpace... if you wear a condom, that is.
What you'd hear after "The first person off the Titanic should be"
My name is Thad Hollywood, sometimes referred to as Jake; I am who I am, nothing more, but a lot less. I try to hurt everyone's feelings; it makes me feel better about myself. I am less than what meets the eye, but more than what meets your bowels after looking at my page. Every second of my life is a lie, my whole world is a sham. I have many lame stolen sayings that make you want to have violent explosive diarrhea.
To sum it up
I can't say much about me because there's nothing to say, and that should say it all.
What Thad Hollywood is known for
My favourite move is the STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE TWIST, it comprises mostly of the strawberry milkshake which is the act of releasing your seminal fluid onto your partners face and then punching them in the nose so that the blood and semen mix to form a thick pinkish substance, hence the name strawberry milkshake. Now you may be wondering "but wait, didn't this faggot say 'strawberry milkshake twist'?" Yes, yes I did. The twist part is where it gets most interesting. Once the milkshake is mixed, pour it into a cup and let it settle. While it is settling, put your partner against the front window of the house, facing the street. Make sure you have a friend near by, hopefully a stealthy one too! Once you have your partner in position, proceed to give them the anal pleasure of their life time. Pause part way through and say you have an itch or some shit and pull out. Make sure they stay facing the window. Once you are out, have your friend pull into position and continue where you left off and hopefully your partner will not notice the change. Grab the glass of home-made strawberry milkshake and sneak out the door. Now this is the climax for everyone. As your partner is about to climax with your friend, walk by the front window and drink up. The whole point to this move is that you have to try to drink the whole glass before your partner runs off. Now, make sure you use a person you don't want to see again, because believe me, they won't come back.
What It's Called
That's right, I have a name for it, it's called my Thunder Shaft.
Orientation
I can proudly say that I am Livestock Friendly. What that means, your own your own there, but if you own a farm, have been to a farm, or have seen the Discovery Channel, I think you can figure it out.
Where to go to now?
Yeah, I know my Myspace is less than you couldn't imagine, but I got the heave-ho because my view on life was like the view shotgun to a horse castration . I am making a website, to share my butthole sex views to the public, which should be done by now if I wasn't such a peice of lazy shit with less motivation then Spam on fire. So for now, let 'em hang like your grandma's tits and soon, before you know it, the site will be up and you won't not be having the least best time ever, never.
Tempted To Leave Yet? Hopefully
It's All In The Family
A Web of connected sexy motherfuckers.
Bloodhound Gang
DJ
Q-Ball
Evil
Jared
Federal
Moguls
Bloodphart
Medical.
Records
Disgraceland Studios
Spine-Punch
Music
Wolfpac
Daddy
JJ Sinatra
Nerf Herder
Troy Walsh
Dave Vegas
The Roadhogs
El Destructo
They have the face for music
Thad Hollywood's Pee-Pee-Soaked-Heck Hole
My only friends are make beleive.
A message to all my friends:
You are all assholes, I hate you.
I will not appologize, I'm sorry but that's the way I am.
Love,
THAD
(Just because I'm not funny, doesn't mean I'm not joking!)
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"The Lesser-Hated"
Thad Hollywood (sometimes referred to as Jake)
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NOTHING MORE
BUT A LOT LESS
Male
Stung Out Loser
"519"
Disgraceland,
1 mile south of hell
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BEFORE IT WAS COOL
Where To Find Thad Hollywood
disgracespace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/isforhomos
CRAPMAIL:
[email protected]
Click them to lose self esteem
Thad's Pathetic Details
Status: Obviously Single
Orientation: Livestock Friendly
Body type: Gross
Ethnicity: White / Evil
Zodiac Sign: CRAPricorn
Children: Probably
Education: Sex-Ed
Occupation: Q-Ball's 16 Year Old Prodigy
I Dig Fat Chicks
It's Like Movies For Your Ears (Music)
The Bloodhound Gang
DJ Q-Ball
Federal Moguls
Bloodphart
Wolfpac
System Failure
Isabelle's Gift
HIM
Nerf Header
Susanna No Pants
The Offspring
Beastie Boys
Pepper
The Roadhogs
El Destructo
Dave Vegas
Blink-182
Limp Bizkit
Troy Walsh
Splinta
Gorillaz
Tom Green
Johnny Cash
Eminem
Arena Productions
and all those other bands I pretend to listen to so people will think I'm "in"
Mostly One Hit Wonders
It's Like Music For Your Eyes (Movies)
40 Year Old Virgin
Super Troopers
Puddle Cruiser
Club Dread
Grandma's Boy
Freddy Got Fingered
Eurotrip
Bumfights
Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks
Mall Rats
Chasing Amy
Dukes Of Hazard
Deliverance
Fight Club
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
50 First Dates
Searching For The Haj
Zoolander
The Meaning of Life
The Breakfast Club
Slackers
Old School
Anchorman
Stealing Harvard
Road Trip
Duece Bigilo
Godfather I, II, III, IV, VS, I have VD and ED
Joe Dirt
Jackass
Tommy Boy
Caddyshack
Animal House
Billy Madison
Back to The Future
Austin Powers
The Pink Panther Collection
How High
Half Baked
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Office Space
8 Mile
Huck It
Americana
Van Wilder
National Lampoon Collection
Baseketball
Went Straight to VHS
On The Moving Picture Box (Idiot Box)
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Seinfeld
That 70's Show
South Park
The Office
My Name Is Earl
The Loop
cops
Reno 911
Viva La Bam
Wild Boyz
Jackass
The Weather Network
Blues Clues
Pinky and the Brain
Ed Edd and Eddy
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Rupert
Doug
Fairy Odd Parents
Scooby Doo
Cancelled After A Few Lousy Episodes
Picture-less Picture Books
A good piece of literature with a sterling climax will rise the soul of all. Jest kiding, me doont evin reed.
Okay, Okay, I "Read" Porn
Thad's House of Knowledge (School)
Name: GALT COLLEGIATE
Location: Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Degree: In Progress
Clubs: Chess Club (MVP), Earth Club (Club Valedictorian), Year Book Committee
It's Great to Learn, Because Knowledge is Power
I Really Have To Get A Life
I don't want to end up like Elmo...
Hanging himself in prison
elmo knows where you live
Thad Hollywood 's Shit-Drenched Fuck Hole
If they disappeared from the scene right fucking now, there wouldn't be enough fucking hands in the fucking world for me to fucking high-five, in their case, low-five. Down low, too slow.
Jared
Clay Aiken
Alanis Morissette
Clay Aiken
Ashlee Simpson
Kelly Clarkson
Coldplay
Mariah Carey
Backstreet Boys
Celine Dion
Creed
Clay Aiken
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Are You Still Reading This?
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?
And on that note I will let you know that this was a sad attempt to fit in and be one of the MySpacers or whatever you squares call yourselves.
Seriously Now, Go Away
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