Cletus The Downtrodn Fetus

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. This planet has-or rather, had- a problem, which was this: Most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.....I wish i had a digital watch.................................I am the combination of the DOWNTRODN band logo and Daeron (the drummer) having insomnia. Pretty soon I'll be the star of my own comic book so I guess I have that goin on for me, you can check out DOWNTRODN on myspace...they're not as cool as I but what're ya gonna do'.........